Shabbat – O – Gram

 

September 23, 2005 and, Elul 19, 5765

 

Rabbi Joshua Hammerman, Temple Beth El, Stamford, Connecticut

 

 

  

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Installation of Cantor Rachael LittmanHavdalah on the Beach



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Contents of the Shabbat O Gram: (click to scroll down)

 

Just the Facts (service schedule)

The Rabid Rabbi

Ask the Rabbi

Spiritual Journey on the Web

Required Reading and Action Items (links to key articles on Israel and Jewish life)

 Announcements (goings on in and around TBE)

Joke for the Week

 

 

 

Quotes for the Week

 

"All the month of Elul before eating and sleeping,

one should look into ones soul and search ones deeds in order to make confession."

The Maharal of Prague

 

 

EMIL FACKENHEIM z’l: ON HIS FIRST YAHRTZEIT

 

“In the present situation, the question becomes: can we confront the Holocaust, and yet not despair?...The contradiction is too staggering, and every authentic escape is barred. For we are forbidden to turn present and future life into death, as the price of remembering death at Auschwitz. And we are equally forbidden to affirm present and future life, as the price of forgetting Auschwitz.

…And from this beginning confrontation there emerges what I will boldly term a 614th commandment: the authentic Jew of today is forbidden to hand Hitler yet another, posthumous victory…And he hears it whether, as agnostic, he hears no more, or whether, as believer, he hears the voice of the metzaveh (the commander) in the mitzvah (the commandment)…

[W]e are, first, commanded to survive as Jews, lest the Jewish people perish. We are commanded, second, to remember in our very guts and bones the martyrs of the Holocaust, lest their memory perish. We are forbidden, thirdly, to deny or despair of God, however much we may have to contend with him or with belief in him, lest Judaism perish. We are forbidden, finally, to despair of the world, the place which is to become the kingdom of God, lest we help make it a meaningless place in which God is dead or irrelevant and everything is permitted….”

 

Emil Fackenheim. The great Jewish philosopher passed away a year ago this month, in Jerusalem

 

 

 

JUST THE FACTS

 

THIS WEEKEND!!!!!

 

We set the tone for this season of repentence and the Days of Awe

 

Selichot Movie and Service...

 

Sat. Sept. 24, beginning at 8:30 PM..in the chapel

 

8:30 - 10: Screening of the film

"Hiding and Seeking: Faith and Tolerance After the Holocaust" (2005). 

 

This documentary, featured on PBS' P.O.V. series, shows the lessons learned about tolerance and forgiveness as a traditional Jew and his sons travel to Poland to find the family who hid their father and grandfather in Poland for two years during World War Two. "Hiding and Seeking" poses critical questions for both people of faith and secular society in the 21st century.

 

10:00 - 11:00: Selichot service 

After a brief break for coffee and discussion, Rabbi Hammerman and Cantor Littman will lead the Selichot service, combining traditional and contemporary melodies, prayers and readings.

 

Read more about this fascinating documentary at http://www.pbs.org/pov/pov2005/hidingandseeking/special_faith.html, where you can also download podcast interviews with filmmaker Menachem Daum and Rabbi Irving (Yitz) Greenberg on the topic of tolerance.

 

AND ON SUNDAY MORNING,

from 9:15 - 10 AM, in the library…

“Surviving the High Holy Days: 

An Introduction to the Themes, Prayers and Customs of the Days of Awe”

with Rabbi Joshua Hammerman

 

BIMAH SET-UP

 

We will be setting up the bimah platforms on Sunday, September 25th at 8:30 a.m. and taking them down on Sunday, October 16th at 8:30 a.m.  We’ll have some refreshments available for both the folks who work on the installation of our bimah platforms and for those who just want to stop by and schmooze.  Call Marty Israel at 325-8511 (e-mail mhisrael@optonline.net) if you want to have some fun playing steelworker for an hour or two, help set up chairs, or just lend general support.

 

SUKKAH SET-UP

 

We will also be setting up the Temple’s Sukkah on Sunday, September 25th at 8:30 a.m.  Call Jeannie Kasindorf to volunteer at 327-1765 (e-mail jamkass@optonline.net).  Help us perform this beautiful mitzvah!

Look for pictures of our sukkah on Google! – at    http://images.google.com/images?q=sukkah&svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&start=0&sa=N

 

 

 

Friday Evening

Candle lighting for Stamford, CT: Candle lighting: 6:33 pm on Friday, 23 September 2005.  For candle lighting times, other Jewish calendar information, and to download a Jewish calendar to your PDA, click on http://www.hebcal.com/. 

 

Kabbalat Shabbat: 6:30 PM – in the lobby or outdoors (weather permitting)

 

Tot Shabbat: 6:45 PM – upstairs in the chapel

Shabbat Morning: 9:30 AM – Mazal tov to Joshua Geller, who becomes Bar Mitzvah this Shabbat morning,

Children’s services: 10:30 AM, including Jr. Congregation for grades 3-6 and Tot Shabbat Morning for the younger kids. 

Torah Portion: Ki Tavo - Deuteronomy 26:1 - 29:8

1: 26:1-3
2: 26:4-8
3: 26:9-11
4: 26:12-15
5: 26:16-19
6: 27:1-4
7: 27:5-10
maf: 27:7-10

Haftarah – Isaiah 60:1 - 60:22

See a weekly commentary from the UJC Rabbinic Cabinet, at www.ujc.org/mekorchaim.  Read the Masorti commentary at http://www.masorti.org/mason/torah/index.asp.  University of Judaism,  JTS commentary is at: http://learn.jtsa.edu/topics/parashah/. USCJ Torah Sparks can be found at http://uscj.org/item20_467.html. UAHC Shabbat Table Talk discussions are at http://uahc.org/torah/exodus.shtml. Other divrei Torah via the Torahnet home page: http://uahcweb.org/torahnet/. Test your Parasha I.Q.: http://www.ou.org/jewishiq/parsha/default.htm. CLAL’s Torah commentary archive: http://click.topica.com/maaaiRtaaRvQhbV2AtLb/.  World Zionist Organization Education page, including Nehama Liebowitz archives of parsha commentaries: http://www.moreshet.net/web/index.asp?f=1 For a more Kabbalistic/Zionist/Orthodox perspective from Rav Kook, first Chief Rabbi of Israel, go to http://www.geocities.com/m_yericho/ravkook/index.html. For some probing questions and meditations on key verses of the portion, with a liberal kabbalistic bent, go to http://www.jewishealing.com/learning.html or, for Kabbalistic commentaries from the Zohar itself, go to http://www.kabbalah.com/k/index.php/p=zohar/weekly/intro. To see the weekly commentary from Hillel, geared to college students and others, go to  http://www.hillel.org/hillel/NewHille.nsf/FCB8259CA861AE57852567D30043BA26/DF7D129F15B3DF0885256AB80058E9C3?OpenDocument. For a Jewish Renewal and feminist approach go to http://rabbishefagold.hypermart.net/Torah1.html .  For a comprehensive Orthodox viewpoint from the Israeli rabbi, Yaakov Fogelman, go to the Torah Outreach Program at http://israelvisit.co.il/top/previous.shtml.  Guided meditations for each portion by Judith Abrams at http://www.maqom.com/kavannah.pdfFor online Parsha quizzes from Pardes in Israel, go to  http://www.pardes.org.il/online_learning/parsha_quizzes/ Torah for Kids: http://www.torah4kids.net/  Weekly Lesson of Popular Israeli Rabbi Mordechai Elon: http://www.elon.org/archives/archives.htm - and his parsha sheets: http://www.mibereshit.org/special/download_eng_pdf.htm

Former Knesset Speaker Avraham Burg offers Torah-based commentary on current affairs  (Y-net)

 

Morning Minyan: Sundays at 8:30 AM (note new time!!!),

Weekdays at 7:30 AM – IN THE CHAPEL

 

 Minyan Mastery

 

Now you can become more comfortable with the prayers of our morning service by heading to…

http://www.tbe.org/site/sog/minyanmastery.htm

 

The Rabid Rabbi

 

My Meeting with the School Superintendent

               I had the opportunity this week to meet Stamford’s new Superintendent of Schools, Joshua Starr.  I came away impressed by his commitment to maintaining open lines of communication with parents and community leaders.  The challenges facing the schools are daunting, but so are the opportunities.  I am a strong supporter of our public schools, which both of my own kids have attended. 

               Of particular interest to our congregants at this time of year are issues having to do with Jewish holidays.  I brought them up at our meeting.

               Some congregants have voiced concerns about athletic activities scheduled on the holidays, particularly on the 2nd day of Rosh Hashanah.  These events are scheduled on a county-wide basis, so there is little that could be done on the local level, although the Interfaith Council is planning to take it on.  But for the short term, I did request that Dr. Starr send out a directive to coaches and administrators imploring them to be extra sensitive to the fact that many Jewish students will not be taking part in these events for religious reasons.  He was supportive and understanding.  Please let me know if there are any further complications as I will relay those concerns directly to him.

               There are other, more general concerns regarding Jewish holidays, particularly those festivals that are not as well-known to the general public as Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur. There are related issues of attendance policies (particularly in High School), testing, homework and school-related events on major festival days.  While most Jews might choose to attend school on those days, a school system that is really serious about attracting and maintaining loyalty within the entire Jewish community needs to demonstrate sensitivity on these matters.

               A reminder: we are happy to provide excuse notes for all those who will be taking Jewish holidays off, as well as for those who choose to take SATs and Achievement Tests on Sunday rather than Shabbat – something I highly recommend.  It’s much more comfortable taking these tests in a cozy room at Bi-Cultural with a couple of dozen or so present and the ever-nurturing Lillian Wasserman proctoring.  Even if you are not particularly observant of Shabbat on a regular basis, taking the tests on Sunday is a way of expressing solidarity and Jewish pride and, in this small way, acknowledging the significance of Shabbat.  Plus, I’ll be happy to add a special blessing for your success at services…and who knows, maybe the scores will go up!  Even for those choose to be at school or at athletic events on holidays, there are other ways to acknowledge the day (e.g. eating matzah on Passover or coming here at night on Simhat Torah).

               We all know that it is not easy to be a Jew.  We are always making hard choices.  We have to deal with the “Holiday” trees and candy canes and these are the kinds of things that often chase Jewish families away.  These are things we can deal with.  We can make lots of accommodations, but under no circumstances should a teacher, coach or administrator make a student feel embarrassed or ashamed for being a Jew.  If that ever happens, for whatever reason, please let me know.

 

Some Facts about Israel worth noting

  The Middle East has been growing date palms for centuries. The average tree is about 18-20 feet tall and yields about 38 pounds of dates a year.

 

  Israeli date trees are now yielding 400 pounds/year and are short enough to be harvested from the ground or a short ladder.

 

  Israel ,the 100th smallest country, with less than 1/1000th of the world's population, can lay claim to the following:

 

  The cell phone was developed in Israel by Israelis working in the Israeli branch of Motorola, which has its largest development center in Israel.

 

  Most of the Windows NT and XP operating systems were developed by Microsoft-Israel.

 

  The Pentium MMX Chip technology was designed in Israel at Intel.

 

  Both the Pentium-4 microprocessor and the Centrino processor were entirely designed, developed and produced in Israel .

 

  The Pentium microprocessor in your computer was most likely made in Israel .

 

  Voice mail technology was developed in Israel .

 

  Both Microsoft and Cisco built their only R&D facilities outside the US in Israel.

 

  The technology for the AOL Instant Messenger ICQ was developed in 1996 by four young Israelis .

 

  Israel has the fourth largest air force in the world (after the U.S, Russia and China). In addition to a large variety of other aircraft, Israel 's air force has an aerial arsenal of over 250 F-16's. This is the largest fleet of F-16 aircraft outside of the U. S.

 

  Israel's $100 billion economy is larger than all of its immediate neighbors combined.

 

  Israel has the highest percentage in the world of home computers per capita.

 

  According to industry officials, Israel designed the airline industry's most impenetrable flight security.  US officials now look (finally) to Israel for advice on how to handle airborne security threats.

 

  Israel has the highest ratio of university degrees to it's population in the world.

 

  Israel produces more scientific papers per capita than any other nation by a large margin - 109 per 10,000 people -- as well as one of the highest per capita rates of patents filed.

 

  In proportion to its population, Israel has the largest number of startup companies in the world. In absolute terms, Israel has the largest number of startup companies than any other country in the world, except the U.S.

(3,500 companies mostly in hi-tech).

 

  With more than 3,000 high-tech companies and startups, Israel has the highest concentration of hi-tech companies in the world -- apart from the Silicon Valley, U. S.

 

  Israel is ranked #2 in the world for venture capital funds right behind the U. S.

 

  Outside the United States and Canada, Israel has the largest number of NASDAQ listed companies.

 

  Israel has the highest average living standards in the Middle East.

 

  The per capita income in 2000 was over $17,500, exceeding that of the UK.

 

  On a per capita basis, Israel has the largest number of biotech startups.

 

  Twenty-four per cent of Israel's workforce holds university degrees, ranking third in the industrialized world, after the United States and Holland and 12 per cent hold advanced degrees.

 

  Israel is the only liberal democracy in the Middle East.

 

  In 1984 and 1991, Israel airlifted a total of 22,000 Ethiopian Jews (Operation Solomon) at Risk in Ethiopia, to safety in Israel.

 

  When Golda Meir was elected Prime Minister of Israel in 1969, she became the world's second elected female leader in modern times.

 

  When the U. S. Embassy in Nairobi, Kenya was bombed in 1998, Israeli rescue teams were on the scene within a day -- and saved three victims from the rubble.

 

  Israel has the third highest rate of entrepreneurship -- and the highest rate among women and among people over 55 - in the world.

 

  Relative to its population, Israel is the largest immigrant-absorbing nation on earth. Immigrants come in search of democracy, religious freedom, and economic opportunity. (Hundreds of thousands from the former Soviet Union)

 

  Israel was the first nation in the world to adopt the Kimberly process, an international standard that certifies diamonds as "conflict free."

 

  Israel has the world's second highest per capita of new books.

 

  Israel is the only country in the world that entered the 21st century with a net gain in its number of trees, made more remarkable because this was achieved in an area considered mainly desert.

 

  Israel has more museums per capita than any other country.

 

  Medicine... Israeli scientists developed the first fully computerized, no-radiation, diagnostic instrumentation for breast cancer.

 

  An Israeli company developed a computerized system for ensuring proper administration of medications, thus removing human error from medical treatment. Every year in U. S. hospitals 7,000 patients die from treatment mistakes.

 

  Israel's Givun-Imaging developed the first ingestible videocamera, so small it fits inside a pill. Used to view the small intestine from the inside, cancer and digestive disorders.

 

  Researchers in Israel developed a new device that directly helps the heart pump blood, an innovation with the potential to save lives among those with heart failure. The new device is synchronized with the camera helps doctors diagnose heart's mechanical operations through a sophisticated system of sensors.

 

  Israel leads the world in the number of scientists and technicians in the workforce, with 145 per 10,000, as opposed to 85 in the U. S., over 70 in Japan, and less than 60 in Germany. With over 25% of its work force employed in technical professions. Israel places first in this category as well.

 

  A new acne treatment developed in Israel , the Clear Light device, produces a high-intensity, ultraviolet-light-free, narrow-band blue light that causes acne bacteria to self-destruct -- all without damaging surrounding skin or tissue.

 

  An Israeli company was the first to develop and install a large-scale solar-powered and fully functional electricity generating plant, in southern California's Mojave desert.

 

  All the above while engaged in regular wars with an implacable enemy that seeks its destruction, and an economy continuously under strain by having to spend more per capita on its own protection than any other county on earth.

 

  Israel has the highest ratio of university degrees to the population in the world.

 

High Holiday Mitzvah/Tzedakkah Opportunities

(Aside from our own TBE High Holiday Appeal, which needs your help this year as much as ever,

and our annual Person to Person food drive, which will fill the bare cupboards of Fairfield County)

 

Hurricane Katrina Relief Fund

 

 

The United Jewish Federation has established a mailbox to accept donations for humanitarian aid for members of the Jewish and general communities impacted by hurricane Katrina in Louisiana, Alabama, Mississippi and Western Florida.

Contributions may be made below via our secure website using a credit card.

Donate Now!

 

 

 

 

 

 

ADL LAUNCHES HIGH HOLIDAY DARFUR APPEAL

AS THE NEXT PHASE OF ITS ONGOING SUDAN CAMPAIGN

 

Hamden, CT, September 22, 2005 … In response to the ongoing genocide and atrocities being committed in the Darfur region of Sudan, which have claimed some 400,000 lives and displaced two million others from their homes, the Anti-Defamation League’s Connecticut Regional Office has launched a High Holiday Darfur Appeal to assist in providing much needed humanitarian aid.  ADL is asking that members of the Jewish community and others in Connecticut contribute as little as $18, to help feed the malnourished and hungry refugees in desperate need of assistance.  Every dollar raised by the ADL Darfur Appeal will be transferred from JDC/Jewish Coalition for Sudan Relief directly to AmeriCares for medicine, clean water and feeding.  ADL hopes that at least 1,000 people in Connecticut will contribute a mere $18, providing $18,000 to those suffering in Darfur. 

 

ADL’s High Holiday Darfur Appeal comes on the heels of its previous efforts to raise consciousness and funds in Connecticut about the crimes against humanity being committed in Sudan and the accompanying tragic humanitarian crisis there.  In addition to the current appeal, ADL worked with an advertising firm to create a series of advertisements addressing the horrors taking place in Darfur, which were placed in space generously donated by many newspapers around the state.  In May of this year, ADL was instrumental in drafting and promoting a legislative resolution expressing collective outrage over the atrocities occurring in the Darfur region of Sudan, and calling upon Connecticut’s Congressional delegation and other federal authorities to act to cause the government of Sudan to halt all violence in the region, restore stolen lands, reconstruct destroyed villages and return displaced persons to their communities.  The resolution was passed by the state Senate, with the leadership and commitment of State Senator Gayle Slossberg and Majority Leader Senator Martin Looney.

Contributions to the ADL High Holiday Darfur Appeal can be made out to “JDC/Jewish Coalition for Sudan Relief,” and can be sent c/o ADL, P.O. Box 6164, Hamden, CT 06517.  Donations can also be made online at https://www.jdc.org/jcdr_donate_form.html.  Online contributors should specify “CT-ADL Sudan Relief” on the pull-down menu where the form indicates “I want to make a contribution to.”

 

 

 

Stop the Genocide in Darfur

 

"What is at stake is our own humanity."

- Elie Wiesel

Sign the call to action

Dear Joshua,

As we approach the holiest time in the Jewish calendar, American Jewish World Service is launching an unprecedented campaign to end the horrific genocide in Darfur, Sudan.

I need your help: please sign our Call to Action
today
.

AJWS has brought together Jewish leaders from across the spectrum to urge President Bush to lead the world community in putting an end to the atrocities that have claimed more than 400,000 lives and left millions homeless. You may have seen our full page ad in The New York Times on Tuesday, which officially kicked off the campaign.

After the Holocaust, the world vowed "Never Again." That pledge was repeated after the genocide in Rwanda in 1994. Yet genocide continues in Darfur, Sudan.

I'm asking you to sign this Call to Action to President Bush today and to spread the word to your friends and colleagues. You will be adding your name to an extraordinary list of signers from the American Jewish community.

As you probably know, the situation in Darfur, Sudan represents the first genocide of the 21st century. This "Rwanda in slow motion" continues, despite repeated calls on world leaders to intervene. While the administration has publicly acknowledged that genocide is taking place in Darfur, Sudan, the United States has sidestepped any substantive action or policy to help curb the violence.

Join me and other Jewish leaders in demanding that President Bush:

  • Create security through a larger international peacekeeping force with the expanded mandate and ability to protect all civilians;
  • Provide additional financial and logistical support for African Union troop training, mobilization and deployment to Darfur, Sudan as part of that peacekeeping force;
  • Increase funds for humanitarian assistance and facilitate its urgent delivery.


Unless there is a decisive response, tens of thousands more people will die. More than two million people will remain crowded in refugee camps, subject to starvation, disease, rape, and murder.

Their lives are in our hands. Please join me to ensure that the phrase "Never Again" rings true in the 21st century. Sign the Call to Action today.

Sincerely,


Ruth Messinger
President
American Jewish World Service

 

 

 

FROM MAZON

Dear Rabbi:

First, let me thank you for being so responsive to MAZON's “Corners of Our Fields” Campaign. With the High Holy Days fast approaching, many of you have planned to conduct food drives and are using our sermon notes, distributing our envelopes and using our camera-ready ad. We are so grateful for your partnership and support.

I wanted to take a brief moment to update you about MAZON's work in the wake of Hurricane Katrina's unprecedented destruction. Within 48 hours of landfall, MAZON had mobilized emergency grant money and opened a fund dedicated to hurricane disaster relief.

This past Monday evening, the executive committee of MAZON's board of directors approved $300,000 in emergency allocations to 15 agencies working to alleviate suffering in the affected region. A complete grants list is available at our website, www.mazon.org.

The rapid turnaround of our allocations process is a direct result of our ongoing, longtime partnerships with grassroots agencies in the Gulf Coast region and beyond. We are continuing even as I write this to monitor the situation on the ground, and will continue to make funds available for critical relief and rebuilding efforts in the weeks and months to come.

As we enter the High Holy Day season in the shadow of such tragedy and we remember the victims of this catastrophe, we cannot forget those who go hungry every day. It is your vital commitment that enables us to assist hungry people in need, wherever they should live and whomsoever they should be.

Once again, I thank you for your support.

Best wishes for a sweet and healthy New Year,

H. Eric Schockman, Ph.D.
President
MAZON: A Jewish Response to Hunger
1990 S. Bundy Dr. Ste. 260
Los Angeles, CA 90025
(310) 442-0020
(310) 442-0030 fax

PS For any additional materials, please don't hesitate to contact us at mazonmail@mazon.org.

 

 

 

Spiritual Journey on the Web

 

ELUL – the Month of Turning – Part 4

Elul is Judaism’s opportunity to warm-up our teshuvah muscles before engaging in the marathon of the High Holidays.  As any runner knows, you can’t possibly finish the race without a proper warm-up.   Below I’ve included brief texts for each day of the coming week, from Rabbi Judith Abrams’ wonderful website, “Makom.”  You can find the entire month’s quotes at http://www.maqom.com/aug19_2004.html.  Take some time each day to reflect on one of these passages.  If you have reflections you would like to share for next week’s Shabbat O Gram, send them to me.

19 Elul See the Potential for Greatness in Everyone

Ben Azzai used to say: Do not despise any person and do not consider anything impossible; for there is no one who does not have his hour and there is nothing that does not have its place. (M. Avot 4:2)

20 Elul Study so Intensely You Create a Link Between Yourself and God

It was related of Jonathan b. Uzziel [that] when he sat and studied the Torah, every bird that flew over him was burned. (B. Baba Batra 134a)

21 Elul God Chooses You to Transmit Torah

Rav Judah said in the name of Rav. When Moses ascended on high he found the Holy One, blessed be He, engaged in affixing crowns on the letters. Said Moses, Lord of the Universe, Who stays your hand? He answered, There will arise a man at the end of many generations, Akiba ben Joseph by name, who will expound upon each tittle heaps and heaps of laws. Said Moses, Lord of the Universe, permit me to see him. He said, Turn around. Moses went and sat down behind eight rows [of Akiba's students and listened to the lesson]. Not being able to follow the arguments he was ill at ease, but when they came to a certain subject and the disciples said to the master, "How do you know it ?" and he answered, "It is a law given unto Moses at Sinai" he was comforted. Thereupon he returned to the Holy One blessed be He, and said, "Lord of the Universe, You have such a man and you give the Torah by me!?" He said, "Be silent, for such is my decree." (B. Menachot 29b)

22 Elul Don't Let Your Intellect Get in the Way of Your Prayer Life

There are seven kinds of pietists: The showy, the haughty, the bookkeeper, the parsimonious, the repaying, the fearing, the loving.
The showy carries his good deeds on his shoulder.
The haughty says, "Wait for me. I am [busy] fulfilling commandments!"
The bookkeeper pays off each debt [i.e., sin] by performing a commandment.
The parsimonious says, "From the little I have, what can I set aside for performing commandments?"
The repaying says, "Tell me what sin I have committed and I will perform a commandment to offset it.
The fearing [pietist emulates] Job. The loving [pietist] emulates Abraham and none is more beloved of God than the loving [pietist who emulates] Abraham. (Y. Berachot 9:5)

23 Elul Develop Good Spiritual Habits

R. Hisda said in Mar Ukba's name: He who prays on the eve of the Sabbath and recites "and [the heaven and the earth] were finished (Genesis 2:1)", the two ministering angels who accompany man place their hands on his head and say to him, "and your iniquity is taken away, and your sin purged. (Isaiah 6:7)"
It was taught, R. Yose son of R. Judah said: Two ministering angels accompany man on the eve of the Sabbath from the synagogue to his home, one a good [angel] and one an evil [one]. And when he arrives home he finds the lamp burning, the table laid and the couch [bed] covered with a spread, the good angel exclaims, "May it be even thus on another Sabbath [too]," and the evil angel unwillingly responds "amen". But if not, the evil angel exclaims, "May it be even thus on another Sabbath [too]: and the good angel unwillingly responds, amen." (B. Shabbat 119b)

24 Elul The Strongest Force in the World: Charity Conquers Even Death

[R. Yehudah] used to say: Ten strong things have been created in the world.
The rock is hard but the iron cleaves it.
The iron is hard, but the fire softens it.
The fire is hard, but the water quenches it.
The water is strong, but the clouds bear it.
The clouds are strong, but the wind scatters them.
The wind is strong, but the body bears it.
The body is strong, but fright crushes it.
Fright is strong, but wine banishes it.
Wine is strong, but sleep works it off.
Death is stronger than all, and charity saves from death, as it is written, "Tsedakah delivers from death. (Proverbs 10:2)" (B. Baba Batra 10a)

25 Elul What Are the Criteria by Which God Will Judge Your Life?

Raba said, When one is led in for Judgment he is asked,
1. Did you deal faithfully [i.e., with integrity]?
2. Did you fix times for learning?
3. Did you engage in procreation?
4. Did you hope for salvation?
5. Did you engage in the dialectics of wisdom?
6. Did you understand one thing from another?(B. Shabbat 30b-31a)

26 Elul See God's Image in Everyone

"Love your neighbor as yourself. (Leviticus 19:18)" Rabbi Akiba said: This is the greatest principle in the Torah. Ben Azzai quoted the verse: "This is the book of the generations of Adam. In that day God created human beings in the likeness of God did God make him. (Genesis 5:1)" He said: This is a principle greater than that. (Sifra on Leviticus 19:18)

 

MORE SPIRITUAL PREPARATION FOR THE HIGH HOLIDAYS….

 

There is a cyber shofar at www.ou.org:  Hear how it sounds.

 

Check out www.myjewishlearing.com for lots of super articles about the High Holidays, including

Multimedia: How to listen to the shofar meaningfully

Guided Meditation: Focusing on the past year

Spiritual Preparations…

Here are five tips to help you get in the right frame of mind.

And Intention & Prayer How important is kavvanah--direction or intention--when praying?

 

On Teshuvah – from the Jewish Encyclopedia:  http://jewishencyclopedia.com/view.jsp?artid=216&letter=R

 

 

http://learn.jtsa.edu/topics/diduknow/jrpguide/12_part2.shtml, http://learn.jtsa.edu/topics/diduknow/jrpguide/12_part3.shtml -- Rabbi Isaac Klein’s (Conservative) Guide to Jewish Practice – on Elul and teshuvah

http://www.ou.org/chagim/elul/default.htm -- from the Orthodox Union

http://www.inner.org/times/elul/elul.htm -- a Kabbalistic approach

http://www.franion.com/StarElul_pages/week1.html -- material (excellent) from a STAR project on Elul, in which our synagogue participated

 

http://www.ritualwell.org/Rituals/search.html -- Creative new rituals and meditations for the holidays.

 

CLAL Holy Days: Rosh Ha'Shanah
"On Rosh Ha'Shanah, Jews proclaim that God is creator and ruler of the universe. But while Rosh Ha'Shanah celebrates cosmic Creation, its central message is addressed to the individual: You are not fixed by your past. Through Creation, the world came into being; it has a beginning and an end. The individual also has a beginning and an end. In the dramatic imagery of the High Holy Days, each person is on trial for his/her life in this period. "On Rosh Ha'Shanah it is written, and on Yom Kippur, it is sealed; who shall live, and who shall die?" Facing death, would you live your life the same way? Or would you be more considerate and loving, more ethical, more adventurous, more creative?"

 

 

 

Required Reading and Action Items

My column in last week’s Jewish Week, “Disengagement: The Package Tour,” reporting on our recent trip to Israel: http://www.thejewishweek.com/top/editletcontent.php3?artid=4478

 

TBE’s own Gabi Birkner reporting on the condition of the Jewish communities hit by hurricane Katrina, http://www.thejewishweek.com/news/newscontent.php3?artid=11366

http://www.geocities.com/truthmasters/jointheboycott.htm - Join the Boycott - Protesting Anti-Israel Propaganda in the Los Angeles Times and Beyond - Outrage Over Arab Burning of Synagogues:  utrage over Arab burning of synagogues is no less, simply because it was predictable. see JPost and Arutz The LA Times says Israel "refuse[d]" to raze them. see Watch Sep 13

Reform rabbi petitions High Court for official post (Ha’aretz)

 

http://www.pmo.gov.il/PMOEng/Communication/PMSpeaks/speech150905.htm - Prime Minister Sharon’s remarks to the UN last week

 

On Simon Wiesenthal…

Wiesenthal dies - Holocaust survivor Simon Wiesenthal dies in Vienna at age 96. Rabbi: He was conscience of Holocaust (Y-Net)

The Palestinians' Turn - Editorial
Prime Minister Sharon made clear at the UN that, having taken a giant step, involving "painful concessions, in order to resolve the conflict," Israel will now wait for the Palestinians to make the next move. "Now it is the Palestinians' turn to prove the desire for peace," he said, adding they must "put an end to terror and its infrastructure, eliminate the anarchic regime of armed gangs, and cease the incitement and indoctrination of hatred towards Israel and the Jews." "The focus should be on Gaza now," he said. "Can they run a country? Can they stop the violence?"
    The early signs are not good: Terrorists are running rampant and have flooded the territory with thousands of fighters and significant arms. Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas has shown no inclination or ability to bring the terrorist hordes under control. (New York Post)
    See also Palestinian Leader Appears Weak, Isolated - Lara Sukhtian
Abbas is having trouble imposing order in Gaza, and he is cut off from his people by a wall of bodyguards. His government faces a no-confidence vote in parliament, and his main rival, Hamas, is parading its private army in the streets. (AP/Washington Post)

 

Out of Gaza's Chaos - Editorial
The most powerful force in Gaza today is not the PA but Hamas, the militant group that seeks to wipe Israel off the map and has led the terrorist assault on the Jewish state over the past few years. It is a token of the PA's atrocious record that a poisonous organization like Hamas can look honest and decent by comparison. Hamas intends to contest this January's Palestinian election and stands to do well, perhaps even to win. That would be taken as a clear sign by Israel that talks over further Israeli withdrawals or future peace are futile. (Globe and Mail-Canada)

 

New York Times Reports Palestinian Obligations as Israeli Demands - Alex Safian
In his story on upcoming Palestinian elections, "Israel to Disrupt Palestinian Vote if Hamas Runs," (Sept. 17, 2005), reporter Joel Brinkley portrayed as a unilateral Israeli demand what is in fact a Palestinian obligation under the Oslo Accords to bar terror groups from elections. Annex 2 of the Interim Agreement clearly requires the Palestinians to bar terror groups like Hamas from the electoral process: "The nomination of any candidates, parties or coalitions will be refused, and such nomination or registration once made will be canceled, if such candidates, parties or coalitions...pursue the implementation of their aims by unlawful or nondemocratic means." If Hamas suicide bombings against civilians are not "unlawful means," then what would be? (CAMERA)

 

 

 

 

FROM THE RELIGIOUS ACTION CENTER

Urge Your Representative to Reject Federally-funded Religious Discrimination in Head Start

The School Readiness Act of 2005 (H.R. 2123) is currently scheduled to be voted on in the House on Thursday! The bill will reauthorize the Head Start early education program. Currently, the employment rules contained in Head Start are fair and equal to all parent-volunteer and Head-Start employees, but Rep. Boehner (R-OH) has announced his intention to introduce an amendment on the House floor to repeal longstanding civil rights law by permitting government-funded faith-based Head Start programs to discriminate on the basis of religion in hiring. Head Start programs should hire the most qualified teachers, not teachers whose religious beliefs or practices best match those of an employer.

>Take Action  
In e-mails, faxes, and phone calls, urge your Representative to oppose efforts to permit discrimination in federally-funded Head Start programs. Tell them to protect civil rights as well as our nation's most vulnerable children and to vote against final passage of the bill if discriminatory provisions are included. To easily reach your member of Congress, call the Capitol Switchboard at 202.224.3121. You can also send a letter via our Legislative Action Center.

 

 

 

 

 

 

www.zakausa.org

 

 

In a dramatic rescue operation, Mr. Isaac Leider, of the New York ZAKA Rescue & Recovery Organization, waded through waist-deep toxic floodwaters yesterday with six Torah scrolls from Congregation Beth Israel, an Orthodox synagogue in New Orleans. A few of the Torah scrolls are believed to be more than 250 years old.

"Out of six, only two are possibly restorable," Leider said, as he sat in an inflatable rescue boat with the Torah scrolls he recovered. "I'm glad that we did this, but I'm terribly saddened. It's hard to see them in this condition." The scrolls are blackened from the toxic water and severely damaged. (A Torah scroll, which is entirely handwritten, can cost over $35,000.)

Mr. Leider, who spent five years with ZAKA's search-and-rescue squad in Israel, arrived in New Orleans last week to ensure that the bodies of Jews killed by Hurricane Katrina are treated in accordance with Jewish religious law.

In the operation to rescue the Torah scrolls, Mr. Leider was joined by members of the National Guard and other volunteers who were brought by ZAKA in a private helicopter from Baton Rouge to New Orleans. The helicopter landed a few blocks away from the synagogue, and an inflatable boat was used to transport ZAKA volunteers to Congregation Beth Israel.

Since the Israel-based charity organization, ZAKA, is strapped for cash, Agudath Israel of America partially funded the operation.


Upon opening the ark, Mr. Leider burst into tears as he removed the Torah scrolls, all of them drenched. The scrolls were subsequently handed over to representatives of the synagogue in Baton Rouge.

 

 

ZAKA Rescue & Recovery

1-877-ZAKA-911

 

Jewish and Israeli Links:                                      

 

A great resource on all things Jewish: http://www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/jsource/news.html

The best Jewish site for Jewish learning: http://www.myjewishlearning.com

Jewish Identity Databases: http://pages.infinit.net/jackross/jt-judaism.htm

THE MOTHERLODE OF ISRAEL-RELATED LINKS: http://www.israel.org/mfa/go.asp?MFAH00kj0

 

Israel Defense Force, http://www.idf.il/
Israel Government Gateway, links to Government Ministries, www.info.gov.il/eng
Israel Knesset, http://www.knesset.gov.il/
Israel Ministry of Foreign Affairs, http://www.mfa.gov.il/
Israel Prime Minister's Office, http://www.pmo.gov.il/
Israel Central Bureau of Statistics, www.cbs.gov.il/engindex.htm
Israel Tourism Ministry, North America, http://www.goisrael.com/
Buy Israeli Products, http://www.israelexport.org/, http://www.shopinisrael.com/,
        http://www.finefoodsisrael.com/
Jaffee Center for Strategic Studies, www.tau.ac.il/jcss
Begin-Sadat Center for Strategic Studies, http://www.besacenter.org/
Jerusalem Center for Public Affairs, http://www.jcpa.org/
One Jerusalem, http://www.onejerusalem.org/
Twenty Facts about Israel
Myths & Facts: A Guide to the Arab-Israeli Conflict
Jerusalem Archaeological Park, http://www.archpark.org.il/

Israel Education resources for all ages – wonderful collection http://www.myisraelsource.com/


USA:

Israel Info Center - Israel Activism Portal, www.israelinfocenter.com/
US White House, http://www.whitehouse.gov/
US State Department, http://www.state.gov/
US Senate, http://www.senate.gov/
US House of Representatives, http://www.house.gov/
THOMAS (search for US Legislation), thomas.loc.gov
United Nations Watch, http://www.unwatch.org/
Embassy of Israel - Washington, D.C., http://www.embassyofisrael.org/


Media-Related Links:

CAMERA, http://www.jcpa.org/daily/www.camera.org
Jerusalem Post, http://www.jpost.com/
Jewish Telegraphic Agency, http://www.jta.org/
Ha'aretz English Edition, http://www.haaretzdaily.com/
HonestReporting.com, http://www.honestreporting.com/
Independent Media Review and Analysis, http://www.imra.org.il/
Maariv English Edition, http://www.maarivintl.com/
Middle East Media Research Institue (MEMRI), http://www.memri.org/
Palestinian Media Watch, http://www.pmw.org.il/
Britain-Israel Communications and Research Centre,
    http://www.bicom.org.uk/bicom/briefings.nsf
Israel Insider, http://www.israelinsider.com/
Jewish World Review, http://www.jewishworldreview.com/
America's Voices in Israel, http://www.americasvoices.net/
@The Source Israel, http://www.thesourceisrael.com/

 

Other Jewish Sites

Data JEM – an GEM for Jewish Education! Database for  Jewish educational materials: http://www.datajem.com/visitor/IntroPage.asp

The best Jewish kids' site on the Web is http://www.babaganewz.com/ , with games, virtual tours and “J-Pod” downloads, kids of all ages will LOVE it.   

Another superb educational site is http://www.myjewishlearning.com/ -- you can be a self-taught “maven” on all things Jewish!

See My Jewish Learning's Talmud section for great resources on the Talmud.

See Eliezer Siegal's Talmud Page for the best visual introduction to a page of Talmud anywhere.

A Jewish Guide to the Internet: http://www.uscj.org/metny/bellmobj/jnet2.htm

On Jewish Vegetarianism and Animal Rights: http://jewishveg.com/schwartz/ (hey, you KNEW I’d put this one in)

How many Jewish hockey players are there? (None right now…there’s a lockout).  Find out at http://www.jewishsports.com/

Glossary of Yiddish Expressions: http://www.ariga.com/yiddish.shtml  )Please be patient, this page is farshtopt with information)

You can find an online Hebrew dictionary at http://milon.morfix.co.il/

Nice Jewish parenting site http://jewishfamily.com/

http://www.jewishgates.com/main.asp  Jewish Gates is an amazing site, filled with material on Jewish history, ritual and culture. Go straight to the linked index at http://www.jewishgates.com/fullindex.asp and go to town!

http://www.zipple.com/  The Jewish Super Site; a similar site is http://www.maven.co.il/ and my personal all-time favorite,

http://shamash.org/trb/judaism.html 

The sourcebook for Jewish history (all periods) can be found at http://www.fordham.edu/halsall/jewish/jewishsbook.html

Online Texts Related to Jewish History.  All the primary sources “fit to print.”

Links to all the Jewish newspapers that are fit to print: http://www.jta.org/page_newspapers.asp

Israel Campus Beatto get all the latest information on Israel relevant to students on college campuses

http://jokes.jewish.net/ - the best place on the planet to find Jewish Jokes

Conservative Responsa (fascinating decisions related to applying Jewish Law to our times):

               U.S. (Committee for Law and Jerwish Standards): http://www.rabbinicalassembly.org/law/teshuvot_public.html

               Israel (Masorti – Schechter Institute): http://www.responsafortoday.com/eng_index.html

Superb booklet for visiting the sick and for healing in general: http://netivotshalom.org/drashot/rkelman/Bikkur.pdf

Want to know the real story behind living in Israel? Not the politics, the conflict, the security fence or disengagement from Gaza, but what it's like for people going about their day to day lives in a country as full of cultural and social revolutions as Israel? Then welcome to ISRAEL21c's new blog - Israelity.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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ISRAEL: MYTHS AND FACTS

MYTH #192

“The Palestinian Authority protects Jewish holy sites.”

FACT

Less than 24 hours after the last IDF soldier withdrew from the Gaza Strip, Palestinian Authority (PA) bulldozers began to raze synagogues that were left behind by Jewish residents. Thousands of Palestinians also stormed the former Gaza settlements and set fire to several synagogues and yeshivot while PA security forces stood and watched. Several Palestinians belonging to terrorist groups climbed the roofs of synagogues and placed green flags on top while other members inside set fire to the buildings and looted items that the Jews left behind (Jerusalem Post, September 12, 2005).

The desecration of these Jewish holy places in Gaza came after Israel decided not dismantle the synagogues there. Defense Minister Shaul Mofaz stated, “It would be a historic Jewish mistake to destroy the synagogues” (Jerusalem Post, September 12, 2005).

The decision to keep the 19 synagogues and yeshivot in Gaza and the evacuated northern Samaria settlements standing passed in the cabinet by a vote of 14-2. United Nations Secretary-General Kofi Annan was told by Israel that since the disengagement plan was implemented, the “PA now had the moral responsibility to protect the synagogues as places with religious significance” (Jerusalem Post, September 12, 2005). Earlier in the week, Ministry of Defense workers placed signs that read “Holy Place” in Arabic and English on synagogue walls throughout Gaza so the Palestinians would know not to destroy them (Ha’aretz, September 12, 2005).

Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas defended the razing of Gaza synagogues by claiming, “There are no synagogues here.” Abbas said the buildings that were formally synagogues were now emptied and in danger of collapsing, and must be demolished to build homes for thousands of Palestinians. The PA maintained that the synagogues were symbols of Israeli occupation, and boycotted the ceremony marking the handover of Gaza to the Palestinians in protest of Israel's decision to leave the synagogues intact (Jerusalem Post, September 12, 2005).

This was not the first instance when the PA has failed to protect Jewish holy places:

  • In Septemer 1996, Palestinian rioters destroyed a synagogue at Joseph's Tomb in Nablus.
  • Rachel's Tomb near Bethlehem has been repeatedly attacked since 1996.
  • In October 2000, Joseph's Tomb was torched after the Israeli garrison guarding it was temporarily withdrawn. It was subsequently rebuilt as a mosque.
  • Also in October 2000, the ancient synagogue in Jericho was destroyed by arson and a second historic synagogue was damaged.

PA textbooks continue to teach young Palestinians that Jews have no connection to the Land of Israel and to disparage Judaism, so it should not be surprising that Jewish institutions are not shown respect. This is one reason why Israel is reluctant to make any compromises regarding Jerusalem that might allow Palestinians to threaten the sanctity of the shrines of any religion in the holy city.

This article can be found at http://www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/jsource/myths//mf18.html#w

Source: Myths & Facts Online -- A Guide to the Arab-Israeli Conflict by Mitchell G. Bard,


 

 

ANNOUNCEMENTS

 

ADULT ED AT TBE

 

CD T’FILLAH PROGRAM

with Rabbi Selilah Kalev

meets weekly on Thursday from 10:00 - 11:00 a.m.

 

HEBREW ULPAN

with Rabbi Selilah Kalev

meets weekly on Tuesday from 10:00 - 11:00 a.m.

 

IT’S MORE THAN LOX AND BAGELS

with Rabbi Selilah Kalev

meets monthly on Tuesday from 7:30 - 8:30 p.m.

 

JUDAISM FOR EVERYONE

An Introductory Class for Dummies, Smarties

and Those Who Don’t Know How to Ask

with Rabbi Joshua Hammerman

meets weekly on Sunday from 9:15 - 10:00 a.m.

Class begins on September 25th.

(A prerequisite for those who wish to join our newest

Beth El Adult Bar/Bat Mitzvah class.)

Fee:  $50 for material.

 

PIRKE AVOT:  Ethics for Our Daily Lives

with Rabbi Selilah Kalev

meets monthly on Sunday from 10:00 - 11:00 a.m.

Class begins September 25th.

 

NEW PRAYER BOOKS!

 

We are pleased to announce that a new shipment of  SHABBAT MORNING PRAYER BOOKS has arrived at the Temple.  Having a simcha?  Why not dedicate a prayer book to honor the occasion?  Observing a yahrtzeit?  Why not dedicate a prayer book in memory of your loved one?

 

A donation of $27, made payable to Temple Beth El , will reserve a prayer book for you.  A lovely, personalized book plate will be placed inside the front cover.

 

For further information, please call the Temple office at 322-6901.

 

BETH EL CARES

 

Attention all Teens looking for a Mitzvah Project

 

Jewish Family Services needs you!

 

Volunteer one hour a week or one hour a month, on Friday afternoons visiting senior citizens at an assisted living facility (Thursday afternoons/evenings work too)! Host a pre-Shabbat “service”... celebrate the Jewish holidays...contact Ellie Mirne at 356-1887 for more information.

 

    Cheryl Wolff (968-6361)

Sue Greenwald (329-1662)

 

HIGH HOLY DAY USHERS

 

Please sign up early for your High Holy Days Usher slots and to help us put up and take down the bimah platforms.  We need to ensure that we have enough volunteers committed to accomplish these critical tasks.  Here are the details:

 

High Holy Days usher slots are available for men, women and couples.  Those of you who have performed this task know of its ease.  For those of you who are new to this request, each “watch” is approximately 45 minutes.  Please help us maintain the traffic flow and decorum that makes the services a better experience for all.  Reserve your ushering slots by calling Rich Cohen at 322-1131 (email rxrphrich@optonline.net).

 

 

SHOFAR BLOWERS NEEDED

(during the month of Elul prior to Rosh Hashanah)

 

If you are thinking about buying a shofar and would like to learn how to blow, or if you already know how, we need you!  Contact Chuck Donen at 847-5667.

 

 

NEW FOR OUR YOUTH!!!

 

www.tbeyg.org

 

Visit this brand-new website for TBE’s youth groups!

 

You’ll see pictures, links and much more!

 

YOUTH EVENTS

 

Atid: Apple & Honey Dumpling Gang

September 25th, lunch from 12:30 - 2 p.m.

Price M:$10, NM: $15

 

USY Meeting

September 25th from 7 - 9 p.m.

 

               

DON’T MISS…..MACCABI MANIA!

          Stamford 2006 JCC Maccabi Games Kickoff Event

The JCC Maccabi Games are coming to our area August 13-18, 2006 and we’re ready for the FUN TO BEGIN!

 

Sunday, September 25th  from 1-3pm

At the JCC   

1035 Newfield Ave.     Stamford, CT 06905

Fun for all ages!!!

 

Try your hand on our Rock Climbing Wall, Velcro Wall or Bungee Run

Race through the Crash Course, Jump on the Moon Bounce

Win big at our Tournament of Champions

Sing out loud at our Karaoke booth

Enjoy hot dogs, refreshments, snow cones, cotton candy, and popcorn

And learn how YOU can GET IN THE GAMES!

 

Be an athlete! Be a coach! Be a host family! Be a volunteer!

How will you GET IN THE GAMES?

 

For more information call Jocelyn Sherman at 203-487-0996

Or email jsherman@stamfordjcc.org

 

 

Rosh Hashanah Family Service at Temple Beth El

 

On the first day of Rosh Hashanah, Tues, Oct. 4 at 4 PM, Temple Beth El will host an informal outreach service for families with young children.  Rabbi Joshua Hammerman and Cantor Rachael Littman will lead this program, open to the entire community, which will include songs, stories, snacks and plenty of surprises.  At 5:00, weather permitting, everyone will walk down to the pond next door for the fun custom of Tashlich, where our sins are symbolically cast into the waters.  No reservations or tickets are required.

 

 

SUKKOT 2005

Begins on Monday evening, October 17th

 

Cut and paste this order form on another sheet for your lulav and etrog!

 

NAME                                           

 

PHONE                                                

 

NUMBER OF REGULAR SETS             at $36 per set

 

NUMBER OF CHILDREN’S SETS               at $18 per set

 

TOTAL = $               

 

Remember…  Order by Sunday, October 2nd

 

Please return this form with your check payable to:

TEMPLE BETH EL

350 Roxbury Road, Stamford, CT  06902

 

Pick-up will be on Sunday, October 16th

9:00 a.m. - 12 noon

 

For additional information call (203) 322-6901.

 

 

We will never forget…

 

Help us plant a

HOLOCAUST MEMORIAL GARDEN

At Temple Beth El!

 

Bring your shovels, gloves, and “white” daffodil bulbs

or buy bulbs at the Temple.

(Bulbs must be white daffodils.)

 

Join us on Sunday, Oct. 23, 2005

11 AM-1 PM

Next to the Sanctuary.

 

For more info, call:

The Pomerances 329-8620

The Rutsteins 461-9816

 

Parents must supervise their children.

 

Joke for the Week


 

 

The “Tashlich” list has been a favorite for a number of years as we prepare to cast our sins into the waters.  I thank Susan Plotzky for forwarding this one.

 

 

 

  For ordinary sins --WHITE BreadBREAD

For erotic sins -
FREnchNBread

For particularly dark sins -
Pumpernickel


For complex sins - Multi grain



For sins of indecision -
Waffles

For sins committed in haste -
Matzos

For sins of chutzpah -
Any fresh bread

For substance abuse -
Stoned wheat

For committing auto theft -
Caraway

For timidity/cowardice -
Milk toast

For ill-temperedness -
Sourdough

For silliness, eccentricity -
Nut bread

For excessive irony -
Rye bread

For unnecessary chances -
Hero bread

For war-mongering -
Kaiser rolls

For dressing immodestly -
Tarts

For lechery and promiscuity
- Hot buns



For racist attitudes -
CRACKERSCrackers

For being holier than thou -
Bagels

For overeating -
Stuffing

For indecent photography -
Cheesecake

For raising your voice too often -
Challah

For pride and egotism -
Puff pastry

For sycophancy, ass-kissing -
Brownies

For being overly smothering -
Angel food cake

For trashing the environment -
Dumplings

For telling bad jokes/puns -
Corn bread

 

Previous Shabbat-O-Grams can be accessed directly from our web site (www.tbe.org)

 

 

The Web link for this week's Shabbat-O-Gram is - http://www.tbe.org/site/sog/050923.htm - The site is continually updated during the week with corrections and additions.  Feel free to forward this link to your friends. People can subscribe to the weekly Shabbat-O-Gram at www.tbe.org, where you can also find some of my other writings and sermons. You can also check out my recent books, thelordismyshepherd.com : Seeking God in Cyberspace and I Have Some Questions About God.

 

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