Shabbat-O-Gram

 

 

October 20, 2006 – Tishrei 29, 5767

 

Rabbi Joshua Hammerman, Temple Beth El, Stamford, Connecticut

 

 

Synaplex is coming – NEXT WEEK!!!!!

 

 

Temple Beth El's Synaplex has something for everyone.

Come for part or all of a new way to spend Shabbat at TBE, BUT BE SURE TO COME!!

 

Friday evening Oct. 27, 2006

7:30 pm       ● Tot Shabbat

                     ● Shabbat Unplugged

Candlelight Oneg and “Rebbe’s Tish” Following services

 

Saturday Oct. 28, 2006

8:45 am        Kabbalistic Yoga (Teens, Adults)

9:00 am       ● Continental Breakfast (All)
                    ●Body-Mind-Spirit Bike Ride (Teens, Adults)
                    ● Study Session  on Heschel’s “The Sabbath” (Adults)

                    ●Babysitting (Tots,Children)      

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       

9:45 am       Traditional Service with Hazzan Rabinowitz (Adults)

 

10:00 am     ●Meditative Service led by Dan Klipper (Adults)

                    ●Tot Shabbat Morning with Nurit (Tots and Parents)

                    ●Teen Service, run by our teens and assisted by Youth Advisor Edoe Cohen (Teens from 8th grade and up)

                    ●Family Learner’s Service, led by Rabbi Hammerman (Children through 7th grade, Parents and other Adults)

 

11:10 am   KIDDUSH           

 

11:20 am   STORAHTELLING, including the celebration of an UFRUF! (All)

                  Performance of Torah portion Noah, with live original music and audience interaction.

12:30 pm   Luncheon (All)

1:30 pm     ●“Backstage with Storahtelling” Learn the art of ritual theater (Teens, Adults)

                  ●Family Communication Workshop with Mara Hammerman and Elissa Stein (Adults)
                  ●“Communication about Medication: Dealing with Doctors and Drugs” with Bob Katz 

                       (the AARP crowd)                   

                   ●Israeli Dancing with Shmulik (Children)

2:30 pm      ● “Backstage with Storahtelling” continues (Teens, Adults)

                   ●Family Scavenger Hunt (Children, Teens, Adults)

                   ●“Rosner Bowl” Touch Football Game (Children, Teens, Adults)

                   ●Israeli Dancing with Shmulik (Teens, Adults)

3:30 pm    Pet Pallooza Pet Show and Blessing over the Animals - Hammermans’ front lawn (All)

 

We thank all our sponsors and supporters, including Jackie Tepper and David Robinov, and Greg and Benjy, who are sponsoring this month’s Shabbat Unplugged, in honor of David and Benjy’s birthdays. We also thank Gary Gladstein in particular for his support of Synaplex and wish him Mazal Tov on the ufruf of Jeff Gladstein and Theresa Eickman on Synaplex Shabbat.  And we thank all our volunteers and participants as well!

 

Yashar Koach to Alison Wolff, who donated her hair to Locks of Love. 

Here she is with Guy Sasson, in the “after” photo.

 

Check our website at www.tbe.org for more photos, the complete Synaplex schedule, along with NEW super photos of our spectacular TBE Sukkah and mp3 files of the High Holidays sermons. 

 

 

 

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Please give generously to our High Holy Day Appeal! 

Thus far the response has far exceeded expectations – we are most grateful to all who have given.  For those who have not as of yet, please give TBE extra consideration this year as we continue to try to bring the spirit of excellence and warmth to our Jewish Village and to service the needs of our congregants.

 

 

Contents of the Shabbat O Gram:

(Click to scroll down)

 

Just the Facts (service schedule)

The (Occasionally) Ranting Rabbi

Mitzvah/Tzedakkah Opportunities

Ask the Rabbi

Spiritual Journey on the Web   

Required Reading and Action Items (links to key articles on Israel and Jewish life)

 Announcements (goings on in and around TBE)

TBE Youth Programming

Joke for the Week

 

 

 

Quote for the Week

 

“The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue”

-Anonymous

 

 

 

JUST THE FACTS

 

Friday Evening 

Candle lighting: 5:49pm  pm on Friday, 20 October 2006.  For candle lighting times, other Jewish calendar information, and to download a Jewish calendar to your PDA, click on http://www.hebcal.com/.  To see the festivals of other faiths as well, go to http://www.interfaithcalendar.org/

 

Shabbat service: 6:30 PM– in the chapel

 

Tot Shabbat: 6:45 - in the lobby

 

This week, Tot Shabbat will be hosted by Liam and Forrest Timmons and their parents, Jeanette and Mike.  Liam is 8 and Forrest is 6.  Both attend Westover School.  We will meet at 6:45pm, downstairs in the Main Lobby.  Come join us for Oneg immediately following the service. 

 

For those who can’t get enough of Tot Shabbat, Nurit conducts Tot Shabbat Morning at 10:30am every Saturday morning.

 

Mark your Calendars!!!  On Friday, October 27, all are welcome to attend our first Synaplex Shabbat.   A special Tot Shabbat will be held at 7:30pm that evening.   Please see below for a list of events during our Synaplex Weekend, October 27 and 28.  Hope to see all of you there!  Please bring your friends!

 

Shabbat Morning: 9:30 AM– We celebrate the Bar Mitzvah of Alex Heyison.  Mazal tov to him and to his parents Joe and Leslie. 

 

Children’s services: 10:30 AM Jr. congregation service in the chapel, Tot Shabbat morning downstairs.

 

 

Torah Readings

 

Portion: Beresheet – The Creation Story and what follows…

 

Genesis 1:1 - 6:8

 

We begin reading the third part of the triennial cycle

 

1: 5:1-5
2: 5:6-8
3: 5:9-14
4: 5:15-20
5: 5:21-24
6: 5:25-31
7: 5:32-6:8
maf: 6:5-8

 

Isaiah 42:5 - 43:11

 

See a weekly commentary from the UJC Rabbinic Cabinet, at www.ujc.org/mekorchaim.  Read the Masorti commentary at http://www.masorti.org/mason/torah/index.asp.  University of Judaism,  JTS commentary is at: http://learn.jtsa.edu/topics/parashah/. USCJ Torah Sparks can be found at http://uscj.org/item20_467.html. UAHC Shabbat Table Talk discussions are at http://uahc.org/torah/exodus.shtml. Other divrei Torah via the Torahnet home page: http://uahcweb.org/torahnet/. Test your Parasha I.Q.: http://www.ou.org/jewishiq/parsha/default.htm. CLAL’s Torah commentary archive: http://click.topica.com/maaaiRtaaRvQhbV2AtLb/.  World Zionist Organization Education page, including Nehama Liebowitz archives of parsha commentaries: http://www.moreshet.net/web/index.asp?f=1 For a more Kabbalistic/Zionist/Orthodox perspective from Rav Kook, first Chief Rabbi of Israel, go to http://www.geocities.com/m_yericho/ravkook/index.html. For some probing questions and meditations on key verses of the portion, with a liberal kabbalistic bent, go to http://www.jewishealing.com/learning.html or, for Kabbalistic commentaries from the Zohar itself, go to http://www.kabbalah.com/k/index.php/p=zohar/weekly/intro.  Also, try  http://home.utah.edu/~rfs4/jkmfc.htm.  To see the weekly commentary from Hillel, geared to college students and others, go to  http://www.hillel.org/hillel/NewHille.nsf/FCB8259CA861AE57852567D30043BA26/DF7D129F15B3DF0885256AB80058E9C3?OpenDocument. For a Jewish Renewal and feminist approach go to http://rabbishefagold.hypermart.net/Torah1.html .  For a comprehensive Orthodox viewpoint from the Israeli rabbi, Yaakov Fogelman, go to the Torah Outreach Program at http://israelvisit.co.il/top/previous.shtml.  Guided meditations for each portion by Judith Abrams at http://www.maqom.com/kavannah.pdf

  For online Parsha quizzes from Pardes in Israel, go to  http://www.pardes.org.il/online_learning/parsha_quizzes/ Torah for Kids: http://www.torah4kids.net/  Weekly Lesson of Popular Israeli Rabbi Mordechai Elon: http://www.elon.org/archives/archives.htm - and his parsha sheets: http://www.mibereshit.org/special/download_eng_pdf.htm   From Bar Ilan University: http://www.biu.ac.il/JH/Parasha/eng/; http://www.torahproductions.com/weekly_article.jsp

 

THE ENTIRE HEBREW BIBLE (AS WELL AS OTHER JEWISH SOURCES) CAN BE FOUND WITH SIDE-BY-SIDE TRANSLATION AT

http://www.mechon-mamre.org/

Morning Minyan: Weekdays at 7:30, Sundays at 9:30 AM

TO ENSURE A “GUARANTEED MINYAN” FOR THE DAY OF YOUR YAHRZEIT – GO TO THE ROSNER MINYAN MAKER AT WWW.TBE.ORG AND ALSO CONTACT ME AT RABBI@TBE.ORG.

 

We’ve had several people coming lately who are saying kaddish following recent deaths in the family.  We want to make sure we have a minyan each day. Your presence any morning is greatly appreciated!

Please sign up at the Rosner Minyan Maker at www.tbe.org (for those who have had problems, it’s been fixed).

 

 

 

The

 (occasionally)

Ranting Rabbi

 

 

My Annual World Series Prediction

 

            First of all, my deepest sympathies to all Mets fans. I’ve been there, in 2003 (7th game – lose on last inning homer) and it ‘aint fun.  But it was a great year for the Mets.

 

            Now, onto the Series.  Tigers vs. Cardinals.  I search my Jewish sources for inspiration in making this annual never-wrong prediction.  Tiger in Hebrew is namer “nah-mare” (which also can mean “leopard,”) coming from the root N-M-R meaning “shine” or “gleam.”  Certainly the Tiger’s have been shining lately.  The animal is mentioned in the bible about a half dozen times, the most famous being  Isaiah 11:6: “The wolf will live with the lamb; the namer lie down with the kid; calf, young lion and fattened lamb together, with a little child to lead them.”  If anyone has seen the Tigers’ starting pitching lately, they are almost all “little children,”(with one notable exception).  This utopian prophecy would seem to bode well for the Tigers, unless we take it to mean that they will end up lying down, placid, passive - and pasted by the redbirds.

         

Take a look at Daniel 7:6 : “After this, I looked; and there was another one, like a namer with four bird's wings on its sides. The animal also had four heads, and it was given power to rule.”  Daniel is having a horrible nightmare, with visions of deformed animals.  But if this Tiger was also a winged bird, and there four wings, not two, one would think that the number 4 is significant here: indeed, it takes four victories to win the Series – perhaps this indicates a Detroit sweep. 

 

Of course, you say, Jewish sources have to support the team that once employed the mighty Hank Greenberg, the team that in 1968 came back to win against this same opponent, named for a city beginning with a “Saint,” a team named for a team called “Cardinals,” as if they came straight out of Vatican central casting.  There is a Jewish-born cardinal, BTW: Jean-Marie Lustiger (http://www.888webtoday.com/lustiger.html) who could someday become pope.

 

But there’s another side to this tale.  Apparently there are no cardinals (the bird, not the clergy) in Israel or the Bible.  But there are plenty of biblical references to birds – see http://bible.crosswalk.com/Concordances/NavesTopicalBible/ntb.cgi?number=T829.  Psalm 104:12 even reads like a depiction of the Cardinals’ uniform: “The birds of the air nest by the waters; they sing among the branches.”   The Talmud names about one hundred classes and varieties of birds, but it is extremely difficult to identify them (see http://www.jewishencyclopedia.com/view.jsp?artid=1082&letter=B).  Among Jews, as among most nations (Gubernatis, "Zoological Mythology," on Birds), birds were thought to possess supernatural knowledge, because they soared in the air.  In Psalm 11:1 the soul is compared to a bird: "Flee as a bird to your mountain."  And there even is a Talmudic tractate named for birds, Kinnim.   The name actually means "nests", referring to the tractate's subject matter of errors in bird-offerings.

 

More importantly, the Cards do have a Jewish player, pitcher Jason Marquis. 

 

So let’s see, Hank Greenberg or Jason Marquis?  Gotta go with Hank Greenberg: Baseball's First Jewish Superstar.

 

Tigers in Six.

 

 

Mazal Tov

 

Mazal Tov to TBE’s Denise Greenman, who will be honored at the Connecticut Region Biennial of the USCJ this weekend!  She has helped our congregation in so many ways, as Sisterhood past president, cantorial search chair, bar-bat mitzvah chair, and so much more.  No one could be more deserving of the honor!

 

Joan Katz – the “Bride of Genesis”

 

Last Sunday morning we honored Joan Katz with the first aliyah for Genesis as we began the Torah cycle anew.   Each year we ask our Hatan Torah and Kallat Bereisheet (the Bridegroom of the Torah and Bride of Genesis) to make a statement about their ties to TBE and the importance of volunteering.  Here is Joan’s beautiful statement:

 

 

Thank you so much for this very special honor. 

 

I grew up in Stamford at Agudath Shalom. As far back as I can remember, the adults in my life have always actively volunteered in the Jewish community.  My grandparents were devoted to their synagogue Sisterhood and Men’s Clubs.  They also chaperoned the children’s Shabbat service and my grandmother ran the synagogue gift shop out of her home. My father participated on Agudath Shalom’s board for many years and my mother held numerous Hadassah positions including president.

 

My husband and I have now been members of Temple Beth El for about thirteen years. We initially joined the synagogue because we loved attending the Tot Shabbat service.   As a parent of young children, my first volunteer experiences were as a chaperone at youth and family events.  I also taught Sunday school for a few years. 

 

The turning point of my TBE volunteer “career” was an evening when I attended a Sisterhood book discussion. I had a wonderful time talking about a book with a multi-aged group of women.  While we might have all been Jewish, we held diverse views and life experiences which lead to interesting conversation. Continued book club attendance led to Sisterhood involvement, Sisterhood board positions, chairing Break Fast, leading a group that reorganized the kitchen closets and cabinets and now Youth Commission and Synaplex committee work.

 

I get satisfaction accomplishing tasks through my volunteer work, but I most enjoy meeting new people and making previous acquaintances into friends. I’ve gotten to know so many hard-working volunteers here at Beth El who also deserve recognition.  Like my family, they’ve been great role models.  I’d like to thank them as well.

 

 


Minyans To Go

Last week, we honored, as our Hatan Torah, Peter Weissman, who has been instrumental in sustaining our morning minyan.  His words, recalling the passing of his son Adam, were most moving: 

When Adam passed away eight years ago, I began my attendance at morning minyans and ushering at the holidays.  While these are bittersweet, they provide me with opportunities to think of and talk to Adam as if he were still here, and indeed, in my heart and memory, he will always be here.  So I thank Temple Beth El for the honor of helping at the minyan services and participating in the holiday services.   It is Adam and I who receive these honors, which far exceed what I give in return.

 

Morning Minyan is the time when one sees the true face of TBE, all the caring and concern that go into the creation of a warm, embracing community.  For those who are there, that statement is self evident.  For those who might be reluctant to come, please know that you will be warmly welcomed.  Our new weekday prayer book is pretty easy to follow, but for those who want more background, check out our website’s gude, Minyan Mastery. 

 

If you find yourself elsewhere in the state, know that you will be welcomed at Conservative congregations throughout the state.  The USCJ Connecticut region has put together the following chart of minyan places and times.

 

Please check directly with the synagogue before attending daily minyan, to ensure the time listed here is accurate.

City

Congregation

Mon-Thurs

Fri

Sat

Sun

Public
Holidays

Jewish
Holidays

Bloomfield

Beth Hillel

7:00 am
7:30 pm

7:00 am   8:00 pm
(6:15 pm on Shabbat Dinner nights)

9:30 am, sundown

9:00 am
7:30 pm

x

9:30 am, sundown

Bloomfield

Congregation Tikvoh Chadoshoh

7:30 pm

7:00 pm

9:00 am

7:30 pm

.

9:00 am
pm varies
(call ahead)

Bridgeport

Congregation Rodeph Sholom

The earlier of sunset or 6:00 pm,
includes Shalosh
Regalim

7:10 am
6:00 pm
or sunset
Rosh Hodesh
7:00 am
7:10 am

9:00 am 
and at candle lighting time the prior evening 

8:00 am 6:00 pm

8:00 am 6:00 pm

check web site or call 203-334-0159 for official holidays

9:00 am and same as Saturday Evenings

Cheshire

Kol Ami

Tuesday: 6:00 pm (when school is in session)
Thursday: 8:00 am (followed by breakfast)

7:30 am

9:00 am Torah Study / 10:00 am services

x

x

X

Fairfield

Congregation Beth El

7:30 am

7:30 am
6:00 pm

9:00 am summer
10:00 am winter

8:30 am summer
9:00 am winter

call for schedule
203-374-5544

call for schedule
203-374-5544

Greenfield, MA

Temple Israel

x

5:30 pm (First Friday only Pot Luck Dinner)

10:00 am

x

x

X

Hamden

Temple Beth Sholom

7:15 am
6:45 pm

7:15 am

x

9:00 am

x

X

Holyoke, MA

Sons of Zion

7:30 am
Mon & Thurs incl. holidays

 

10:00 am
Torah service begins at 10:30 am
 

 

 

 

Longmeadow, MA

B'nai Jacob

6:45 am
Mon& Thurs

6:00 pm

9:30 am

9:00 am

9:00 am

9:00 am

Manchester

Temple Beth Sholom

7:30 pm

call for schedule
860-643-9563

10:00 am 

x

 

9:45 am

Meriden

Temple B'nai Abraham

8:00 am Thu

7:45 pm
(3 Fri/Mo.)
6:30 pm
(1 Fri/Mo.)

9:30 am

9:30 am
(when Sunday School in session)

x

9:30 am

Middletown

Adath Israel

8:00 am

8:00 am
7:00 pm

9:30 am

8:30 am

8:30 am

 

New Haven

Congregation Beth El-Keser Israel

7:00 am
(Thurs 8:15 am)

5:45 pm

7:00 am
6:00 pm

9:15 am
Apr-Oct:
5:45 pm  Nov-Mar:
20 min before sundown

9:00 am
5:45 pm

9:00 am

9:15 am for Shelosh Regalim festivals 

New London

Congregation Beth El

7:00 am
7:30 pm

7:00 am

.

9:00 am
7:30 pm

.

.

Newington

Congregation B'nai Sholom

7:00 pm
(Tue Wed Thur)

6:30 pm

9:30 am

x

x

9:30 am

Northampton, MA

Congregation B'nai Israel

Tues, Wed, Thurs  5:30 pm

6:00 pm

9:30 am

 

.

.

Norwalk

Congregation Beth El

8:00 am

Mon & Thur only
7:30 pm

8:00 am
6:30 pm 

9:15 am 

9:00 am

9:00 am

X

Norwich

Beth Jacob

7:25 am

Mon & Thur only. No minyan Tue & Wed 

Times vary; please call the Synagogue

9:00 am

9:00 am

9:00 am

9:00 am

Orange

Congregation Or Shalom

7:30 am
Mon&Thurs

7:30 pm, 1st Fri 7 pm Family Svcs.

9:30 am

9:15 am

8:30 am

8:30 am

Southbury

Beth El Synagogue

8:30 am

Thu

8:00 pm 

9:30 am

x

x

X

Springfield, MA

Temple Beth El

7:00 am
7:00 pm

7:00 am
6:00 pm

9:30 am
5:00 pm  day savings:
7:00 pm

8:00 am 7:00 pm

8:00 am

9:30 am

Stamford

 

 

 

 

 

 

Temple Beth El

Mon - Thurs 7:30 am

7:30 am

6:30 pm or 7:30pm once a month.  Call 203-322-6901to check

9:30 am

9:30 am

9:00 am

9:30am

Stratford

Temple Beth Sholom

 

7:00 pm Hebrew School assigned Shabbat Service1st Friday of month.
Traditional service subsequent Fridays.

9:30 am Traditional service 1st & 3rd Shabbat of each month. Hebrew
School

assigned service 2nd Shabbat of month. Learners' Service 4th Shabbat of month.

x

x

See web site or contact office for schedule 203-378-6175

Trumbull

Congregation B'nai Torah

x

7:30 pm

9:30 am

8:30 am

x

X

Vernon

Congregation B'nai Israel

7:00 pm

6:30 pm
Home Hospitality Shabbat is 7:30PM, once a month  - phone for info
860-871-1818

9:30am

nbx

.

.

West Hartford

Beth El

7:00 am
7:30 pm

7:00 am
5:45 pm
8:15 pm

9:30 am
sundown

8:45am 7:30 pm

.

x.x

West Hartford

Emanuel Synagogue

Morning minyan
7:00 am


Evening minyan
7:00 pm- in the winter months, we also have a Minhah/Ma'ariv minyan at the proper time (according to sundown).  Please call the Synagogue office for precise times

Rosh Hodesh & Hol Hamoed morning services 
6:45 am or 6:30 am 

Morning minyan
7:00 am

Evening minyan
varies according to sundown.  Please call the Synagogue office for precise times

Rosh Hodesh & Hol Hamoed morning services 
6:45 am or 6:30 am

9:00

Minhah/Ma'ariv service with short Torah study approximately at sundown. Please call the Synagogue office for precise times

8:00 am

Evening minyan
varies according to sundown.  Please call the Synagogue office for precise times

8:00 am

9:00 am

Minhah/Ma'ariv service with short Torah study approximately at sundown. Please call the Synagogue office for precise times

Westport

The Conservative Synagogue

x.x

6:15 pm

9:30 am

8:45 am

x.x

9:30 am

Windsor

Congregation Beth Ahm

x

7:30 pm

9:30 am

.

.

.

Woodbridge

B'nai Jacob

7:45 am
6:00 pm

7:45 am
pm - time varies-pls call 

9:30 am
6:00 pm

9:30 am
school year
6:00 pm

9:00 am 
6:00 pm

call for schedule
203-389-2111

 

 

Mitzvah/Tzedakkah Opportunties

 

 

Congregant Seeks Sitter

 

The Annulli family of our congregation is seeking a babysitter, preferably someone who can drive,

Definitely non-smoking.  For more information, contact Richard Annuli directly, at mrdrannulli2@yahoo.com

 
Beth El Cares
 
Cathy Satz (968-9191; csscounsel@yahoo.com)
Cheryl Wolff (968-6361; cwolff@optonline.net)
BETH EL CARES co-chairs

 

 

HABITAT FOR HUMANITY VOLUNTEERS NEEDED

 

Habitat for Humanity is recruiting volunteers to assist with the planning and building of 6 to 9 housing units on West Main Street in Stamford (near the Kentucky Fried Chicken). The actual timing of the building depends on site plan and other approvals, but the ceremonial ground breaking should take place in October 2006.  Please contact bknebal@habitatcfc.org if you want to help in any way. Assistance is needed now in the formation stages, as well as later with the building. Bob Knebel, CEO, can tell you what jobs are available.

 

LOCKS OF LOVE HAIR DONATIONS CONTINUED

 

Any one wishing to donate 10 or more inches of hair to Locks of Love can contact Cathy or Cheryl for more information on how to donate and how to get your before and after photo on the TBE web sit

 

Cheryl Wolff

Cathy Satz

 

 

 

 

ASK THE RABBI

 

Are Magic Tricks a Form of Lying? 

 

This question came in from Danielle Leffand, via her mother Maureen.  Danielle is taking a magic class and had a philosophical problem with it.

 

Maureen continues the story:

 

“This morning my daughter asked me if doing magic tricks is the same as lying to people.  In her mind it is because you are not telling people the truth (i.e. the trick is you show people three sponges and three cups but you really have four sponges and you are hiding one of the sponges from the audience).

 

I tried to explain to her that magic was a way of entertaining people and therefore in that context it wasn't lying.  Her response was "so if I entertain you with lying, that's okay?"  "No", was my answer. 

 

She then said "let me get this straight - - you signed me up for a course to learn how to lie to people but lying is wrong".  I told her it was too early in the morning for these types of questions but that it would be a perfect question for the Rabbi.”

 

Wow - she has a point, there.  OK – so here’s the response:

 

So I would ask her if she likes movies.

 

When you watch movies where people fly, are they really flying?  No, it's all trick photography.  Movies that supposedly take place in Paris can be filmed in Hollywood.  That's not lying per se, it's entertainment. 

 

But the main thing is that the audience knows that it's a "lie" when they are at a magic show.  They realize there is a trick to it and they aren't clapping at the end because they really think the rabbit disappeared.  They are clapping because they appreciate then skill of the magician who was able to pull it off so well.

 

If people know in advance that you are "lying," then, in fact you are not deceiving them.  What's wrong is deception, especially when the intent is harmful. An example of non-harmful intent is a surprise party.  Then I think it is OK to lie.  Or if someone got a new dress and you don't like it but say, "That's lovely."   That's OK too.  The Talmud even tells us that it is OK to tell a white lie in order not to hurt someone’s feelings.  There’s a story in the Torah where even God tells such a white lie not to hurt the feelings of Sarah! 

 

Please tell her, on my behalf, “Great question, Danielle!   Thanks for asking!”

 

Discussion: Should You Stand During the Mourners' Prayer?  (From Beliefnet)

 

 

 

Spiritual Journey on the Web

 

 

Halloween: Treif or Treat? (from Beliefnet) –

Read the lead article, then read the responses, then add your response…

And share it with us, for next week’s Shabbat O Gram!

 

 

Cyber Hugs and Truth

 

I received the following YouTube link from two separate congregants (Fred Golove and Sue Plutzer – who had also sent it to Fred) about a minute apart!  It was like being double hugged in cyberspace – and it was a sign that this should be included in the Shabbat O Gram.   BTW, I usually check out these stories on urban legends websites, but this one was so good that it didn’t matter.  Even were the whole thing staged, it would be worth sending out.  As we learned from Danielle’s magic tricks and indeed from the Genesis story, there’s “truth” and there’s TRUTH.  Some things don’t have to be factual to be true.  Maybe the world wasn’t created in six 24-hour days, and maybe the magician’s tricks contain some deception, but both narratives stoke the imagination and expose our minds to a sense of wonder.  And nothing can be more real than that.

 

I want to share the following video with you:

   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr3x_RRJdd4

Video Description

Sometimes, a hug is all what we need. Free hugs is a real life controversial story of Juan Mann, A man whose sole mission was to reach out and hug a stranger to brighten up their lives.

In this age of social disconnectivity and lack of human contact, the effects of the Free Hugs campaign became phenomenal.

As this symbol of human hope spread across the city, police and officials ordered the Free Hugs campaign BANNED. What we then witness is the true spirit of humanity come together in what can only be described as awe inspiring.

In the Spirit of the free hugs campaign, PASS THIS TO A FRIEND and HUG A STRANGER! After all, If you can reach just one person...

Music by Sick Puppies. (Visit http://sickpuppies.net or http://myspace.com/sickpuppies for the music)
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PS. The response to this video has been nothing short of overwhelming and touching. Hugs to every single one of you who messaged. There has been thousands of emails from all over the world by people seeking to participate in the Free Hugs campaign and asking for permission. You do not need permission. This is the peoples movement, this is *your* movement. With nothing but your bare hands you can make THE difference.


 

 

 

 

 

 

Required Reading and Action Items

 

 

Let’s begin with GOOD NEWS from Israel 21c and other sources



 

Israeli 'virtual cancer' engine accurately predicts breast cancer patient's response to treatment  
A new study conducted in England has shown that Optimata's Virtual Cancer Patient Engine (VCP) enabled doctors to correctly predict how individual breast cancer patients will respond to chemotherapy treatment in 70 percent of cases. This is substantially higher than the current prediction accuracy of oncologists which is estimated to be 25-30 percent. Tailoring treatments to individual patients will ensure the best possible outcome for every patient, and experts says that this Israeli development could have a big impact on how cancer patients are treated in the future. More...

 

Global Democracy | Israeli airport security team making LAX safer  
A team of Israeli airport security officials from Ben-Gurion International Airport is in Los Angeles this week advising their Los Angeles International Airport counterparts on ways to improve security. Besides learning the philosophy and approach to safeguarding Israeli terminals, the LAX officials hope to implement concrete steps recommended by the Israeli experts to secure the millions of passengers that annually pass through LAX. More...

 

Health | Israeli startup fights bioterrorism - in real time  
An Israeli start-up has developed a unique bioterrorism detection system that works like a smoke detector to discover anthrax and other biological hazards released into public places. What sets the BAS101 apart is the technology which responds instantly, setting off an alarm the moment it detects a biological agent in the air. It then identifies the agent on the spot, enabling officials to take appropriate action, instead of waiting for tests to come back from a lab. This is the first early-detection biodetector to be developed specifically for civil applications  More...

 

Global Democracy | Israel produces 'ambassadors' of the environment  
Located deep in Israel's Negev desert, The Albert Katz International School for Desert Studies under the umbrella of The Blaustein Desert Research Institute, hosts 200 Master's, PhD and Post Doctorate students from 22 different countries. Despite pressure from back home, a large number of these students come from Jordan, or from countries that do not have official relations with Israel. The reason: the school's global renown for breakthrough land degradation and desertification technologies including drip irrigation, solar energy, algae cultivation and brackish water salmon farming - technologies that can help transform the lives of over a third of the world's population.  More...

 

 

now for the rest

 

Prime source: Daily Alert of the Jerusalem Center for Public Affairs

See also http://www.theisraelproject.org/site/c.hsJPK0PIJpH/b.672581/k.CB99/Home.htm

 

 

Ahmadinejad: Israel "Cannot Continue Its Existence"
Iranian President Ahmadinejad on Thursday continued his harsh rhetoric against Israel and termed the Jewish state "the greatest insult to human dignity," ISNA news agency reported. "We have said several times that this regime cannot continue its existence," he said. "No Middle East country would ever, not even in a hundred years, acknowledge this regime." (DPA)
    See also Thousands March in Tehran Anti-Israel Protest
Thousands of Iranians chanting "Death to Israel" marched through central Tehran Friday to mark an annual day calling for Jerusalem to be handed to the Palestinians. "My wish and my hope is that Palestine will triumph and Israel will be destroyed," said civil servant Salman Abbas-Nejad, 51, who brought an effigy of an Israeli soldier to burn.
    An initiative started by Iran's revolutionary leader Ayatollah Khomeini, Quds Day annually draws thousands of Iranians to the streets to denounce Israel, which Iran does not recognize. Similar demonstrations are being organized in Beirut by the Iranian-backed Hizballah movement, and in Gaza under the auspices of Hamas, Islamic Jihad, and the Al Aqsa Martyrs Brigades. (AFP/Middle East Times-Egypt)
    See also Iran Says Europe May Be Hurt by Backing Israel - Alireza Ronaghi
Iranian President Ahmadinejad warned Europe on Friday it was stirring up hatred in the Middle East by supporting Israel. "You should believe that this regime (Israel) cannot last and has no more benefit to you," he said in a speech broadcast on state radio. "We have advised the Europeans that...if a storm begins, the dimensions will not stay limited to Palestine, and you may get hurt." (Reuters/Washington Post)

 

Israel Hunts for Tunnels in Major Gaza Raid - Mehdi Lebouachera
Israeli soldiers were plowing up the ground and destroying tunnels used to smuggle arms from Egypt in their deepest incursion into the Gaza Strip in more than a year. Hundreds of troops were Thursday operating up to four km. inside Gaza on the outskirts of the southern border town of Rafah. A senior Israel Defense Ministry official said the operation was to stop "terrorist organizations such as Hamas and Islamic Jihad from arming themselves with a view to taking control of the Gaza Strip and launching attacks on Israel."
    Local Palestinian Ibrahim Abu Mohammed, 40, openly admitted that tunnels were part of everyday life in southern Gaza. "It's something normal. People aren't working so they dig tunnels to smuggle all sorts of things from Egypt," he said. (AFP/Yahoo)
    See also Israel Warns Gaza Weapons Smuggling, Rocket Attacks Will Lead to "Invasion"
"Israel is not going to count its fatalities," Israel's Internal Security Minister Avi Dichter told reporters in Washington. "Those areas in the Gaza Strip that, from there they are launching Kassam rockets, will be under Israeli attacks, and if it's needed, invasion....The depth of our invasion is going to be decided by the distance of the Kassam rockets....We've done it in the West Bank. We've done it several times in the Gaza Strip. We don't have to conquer the whole Gaza Strip." Dichter confirmed that Israeli Defense Forces are mobilizing for a possible expanded ground operation in Gaza, adding that it won't be long before the Israeli government decides whether to fully invade Gaza to stop what he called "daily" rocket attacks emanating from the area. (Fox News)

 

Annan Presses Lebanon on Disarming Hizballah - Irwin Arieff
UN Secretary-General Kofi Annan urged Lebanese authorities on Thursday to quickly agree on a plan for disarming Hizballah. Hizballah's transformation into a purely political party "is a key element in ensuring a permanent end of hostilities and in the full restoration of Lebanon's sovereignty, territorial integrity, and political independence," Annan said in a report to the UN Security Council. (Reuters/Washington Post)

 

French TV Station Wins Palestinian Boy Libel Case - James Mackenzie
Broadcaster France 2 won a libel case on Thursday over accusations it faked a report into the killing of a Palestinian boy whose death in 2000 became a symbol of the uprising known as the second intifada. The Court of First Instance in Paris ordered Philippe Karsenty, director of Media Ratings, a website that comments on the media, to pay France 2 and its Israel correspondent Charles Enderlin symbolic damages of one euro ($1.25) each.
    Two senior French journalists given access to the raw footage as part of an investigation into the affair later said that the film did not show that Israeli troops had killed the boy or even that he had died at all. But they also said there was no evidence to suggest deliberate staging or manipulation. (Reuters)

 

Palestinian PM Unhurt After Attack on Convoy - Nidal al-Mughrabi (Reuters)
    Unidentified gunmen opened fire on security vehicles escorting Palestinian Prime Minister Ismail Haniyeh through Gaza on Friday, but the Hamas leader was unhurt.
    Officials said gunfire hit vehicles of a Hamas-led police force that was behind cars carrying Haniyeh, who had just finished a speech at a mosque. One of the vehicles was torched.

 

Israel Found 39 Russian-Made Missiles in Hizballah Hideouts (Mosnews-Russia)
    Military sources said the Israeli Army has collected 39 Russian-origin anti-tank missiles from Hizballah outposts in southern Lebanon. They included the AT-14 Kornet and the AT-13 Metis.
    "Some of the missiles were still in their original packaging, which identified them as having been manufactured in Russia," a military source said.
    Photographs of the missiles were delivered to Russia in September as evidence that weapons exported by Moscow ended up with Hizballah. The Kornets were exported to Syria in 2002.
    "The [Israel] army also found bills of lading and serial numbers with the missiles," the source said. "It is probable that some of these missiles were ordered by Iran for Hizballah via Syria."
    Hizballah's acquisition of Russian-origin missiles was discussed during Israeli Prime Minister Olmert's visit this week to Moscow.

 

Virtual Talmud: The Shame of Israel’s Presidential Scandal (Beliefnet)

 

 

 

 

 

Announcements

 

ADULT ED CLASSES BEGIN THIS SUNDAY

 

The Many Demensions of Jewish Prayer”

with Rabbi Hammerman

meets select Sunday mornings 9:00-10:00 am

 

 

Bimah 101:

Prepatory course for Adult Bar/ Bat Mitzvah

With Cantor Rachael Littman

Meets weekly Sunday mornings 10:00-11:00 am

 

 

                                                                                                           Judaism for Everyone

An Introductory Class for Dummies, Smarties…

and Those Who Don’t Know How to Ask

With Rabbi Hammerman

Meets weekly on select Sundays 11:00 am-12:00 pm

(A prerequisite for those who wish to join

the Beth El Adult Bar/ Bat Mitzvah Class.)

Fee: $50 for materials

 

 

What is Synaplex?

 

Synaplex™ is a way to celebrate simultaneously the many authentic expressions of Judaism - learning, culture and gathering as well as prayer.  Jews have a multitude of ways to participate in Judaism and Jewish life; Synaplex™ brings them together in Jewish "prime time," that is, in the synagogue on Shabbat.

 

 

 

Grand Opening:

Oct. 27-28

Featuring

SHABBAT UNPLUGGED

and

 

Storahtelling in WIKIPEDIA!

 

Storahtelling promotes Jewish cultural literacy through original theatrical performances and educational programs for multi-generational audiences. Using twenty-first century performance art techniques, Storahtelling brings personal contemporary meaning to 5,000 years of Jewish tradition.

Touring across the country and internationally, Storahtelling has established itself as a "trailblazer of the Jewish World" (B'nai B'rith Magazine) promoting "reverence and relevance" (The Washington Post). Performances have been presented at hundreds of venues and enjoyed by thousands, as we are continually presenting a wide array of provocative and innovative programs to a new generation of Jews seeking content and continuity on their own terms.

Founded in 1998 by Amichai Lau-Lavie, Storahtelling is now in its eighth year of operations, celebrating ancient ceremonies in modern garb: deep inside tradition, way outside the box.

 

"Babble"

 

For the portion of Noah

In the beginning, there was only one language.

Then the tallest tower toppled, and translation was born.

Join the Storahtellers as they present a ritual performance of Torah portion Noah complete with traditional Hebrew chanting, dramatized English translation, live original music and audience interaction.

 

And Pet Pallooza:

Fill out a Bark Mitzvah “All About Me” page for your pet! Download it at http://www.tbe.org/site/sog/blessingofanimals.htm

 

Here’s the schedule for the first Synaplex Shabbat

 

Fri. Oct. 27, 2006

7:30 pm - Tot Shabbat with Nurit Avigdor

Shabbat Unplugged with Cantor Littman

Candlelight Oneg and “Rebbe’s Tish”

 

Sat. Oct. 28, 2006

9:00 am - Continental Breakfast,

 Body-Mind-Spirit Bike Ride, led by Cantor Littman and Matt Kasindorf

Kabbalistic Yoga (@ 8:45) with Raema Salmon and Jackie Tepper

Study Session with Rabbi Hammerman on Heschel’s “The Sabbath”

 

10:00 am - Choose from our Shabbat Morning Service Options: 

Traditional Service (@ 9:45), including Hazzan Rabinowitz

Meditative Service led by Dan Klipper,

Tot Shabbat Morning with Nurit,

Teen Service, run by our teens and assisted by Youth Advisor Edoe Cohen,

Family Learner’s Service, led by Rabbi Hammerman.

 

Followed By A Short Kiddush.

 

 11:20 am - We present STORAHTELLING, including the celebration of an UFRUF!

Followed by 12:30 Luncheon

 

1:30 pm – Speakers and Activities

Your choice:

Workshop: “Backstage with Storahtelling,”

Go backstage and between the lines with the Storahtellers to learn the art of ritual theater and Torah commentary

Family Communication Workshop with Mara Hammerman and Elissa Stein

Especially for the AARP Generation:

“Communication about Medication: Dealing with Doctors and Drugs,” with Bob Katz

Israeli Dancing for Kids w/ Shmulik,

 

 

2:30 pm – Fun Activities

Your choice:

“Backstage with Storahtelling” continues (optional)

Family Scavenger Hunt,

“Rose-ner Bowl” Touch Football Game,

Israeli Dancing for Grown-Ups with Shmulik,

 

  Afterwards you can hang around or go home to bring back your family pet/pets for our…

 

3:30 pm – Pet Pallooza (Pet Show and Blessing over the Animals) @ the Hammermans’ front lawn

 

Evening: USY Teen Movie Night

 

We thank all our sponsors and supporters, including Jackie Tepper and David Robinov, and Greg and Benjy, who are sponsoring this month’s Shabbat Unplugged, in honor of David and Benjy’s birthdays.  We also thank Gary Gladstein in particular for his support of Synaplex and wish him Mazal Tov on the ufruf of Jeff Gladstein and Theresa Eickman on Synaplex Shabbat.  And we thank all our volunteers and participants as well!

 

 

Beth El Seniors Luncheon

Sunday Oct. 22 @ 12:30

Lunch will be catered by DANA,

TBE’s own future Emeril and featuring menus from the Sisterhood cookbook.

$10 per person

RSVP by October 18th to 322-6901 X300

 

Support our Temple Gift Shop! 

Our featured item: 

The Sisterhood Cookbook 

Delicious Recipes! Kosher! Family Favorites!

Already a TBE Best Seller!

Are you going to a party? Some suggestions for hostess gifts:  Wine bottle or wine glass coasters, small jeweled boxes, pretty serving dishes, decorative dreidels... 

REMEMBER, EVERYTHING IS DISCOUNTED 20% OFF RETAIL PRICES!!!

Hours:  Sunday, 10:00 a.m. - 12:00 noon and Tuesday & Thursday, 4:00 p.m. - 6:00 p.m.

For an appointment, please call Mia Weinstein at 595-0528.

 

 

ADULT EDUCATION:

“Judaism for Everyone,” “Bima 101,” Hebrew classes, Israeli Movie Nights, Adult B’nai Mitzvah Class, “The Many Dimensions of Jewish Prayer,” Synaplex Shabbats, Hoffman Lecture, Scholars-in-Residence, Jewish Ethics discussion groups and more.  Check out Beth El’s new adult ed brochure, downloadable in pdf from the TBE website, www.tbe.org. 

 

 

 

 

 

Temple Beth El Gift Cards!  Our gift card program is back in full swing.  Order forms can be obtained at the school office.  Any questions, please call Stuart Nekritz at (203) 322-0872.  Please get yours today!

 

 

Please contact Cantor Littman if you are interested in singing with our Adult Choir.  The Adult Choir is not JUST for the High Holy Days.  We continue to learn music together, develop our voices, and plan for future performances.  Cantor Rachael Littman, 322-6901, ext. 303 or cantor@tbe.org.

 

Attention students from 3rd – 12th grade:  Cantor Littman will soon be holding auditions for TBE’s Youth Choir.  Anyone interested please contact the Cantor, 322-6901, ext. 303 or cantor@tbe.org.

 

COLLEGE STUDENTS!  Rabbi Hammerman would like to keep in touch with you throughout the school year.  Please send your e-mail address to office@tbe.org to be included in his college list.

 

 

 

 

Judaism:  The Miniseries

 

What are the events in the Jewish life cycle?  What do the Jewish holidays really mean? 

If you are an interfaith couple and these questions have come up in discussion or

you’ve thought about them, this four-part seminar is for you.

 

Please join Elise Klein, Director of the BRIDGES Program,

Rabbi Phil Schechter of the Fellowship for Jewish Learning

and Rabbi Joshua Hammerman of Temple Beth El, as together,

we explore the Jewish life cycle.

Bring your curiosity and your questions!

 

2006 Schedule & Locations

 

November 15:  From Birth to Eternity - The Jewish Life Cycle

 

December 13:  What Jews Believe (. . . some don’t)

 

 

 

You are cordially invited to Temple Beth El’s Annual Sisterhood

Paid Up Membership Brunch

                         

Featuring:

Mrs. Diane Ferber-Collins

 

Diane Ferber-Collins has an MBA in Marketing and is completing her Masters in School Psychology.  Finding herself at home and noticing that there were many objects in her home that she was not using/did not need/never opened, she began her EBAY garage sale odyssey. Today, Diane has experience with what sells easily, will attract bidders, and insider tips to share.  She has taught an Ebay course to adults in the Darien Continuing Education Program for several years, and brings that content to Beth El.

 

Also Featuring:

Brunch food from Temple Beth El’s own cookbook.

 

Where: Temple Beth El   When: November 5, 2006

Time:     10:00 a.m. – 12:00 p.m.

 

And save the following dates as well…

 

SYNAPLEX at TBE 5767

 

Friday and Sat., October 27-28   

GRAND OPENING Synaplex Shabbat

Featuring Cantor Littman’s fantastic Shabbat Unplugged, Rebbe’s Tish,

Kabbalistic Yoga, Meditative Service, Learner’s Service,

STORAHTELLING, ritual theater and improv,

Children’s and teen programs,

Israeli Dancing with Shmulik,

Stimulating Lectures for all age groups,

The Rose-ner Bowl Football Game

And TBE Pet Pallooza

 

Friday, December 8 - Synaplex Shabbat

Exotic multi-cultural Shabbat dinner celebrating the new Sisterhood Cookbook,

New Member Shabbat, December Dilemma, Themes: Diversity and Hospitality,

Elise Klein of “Bridges” is our keynote speaker   

 

Friday and Sat. January 19 and 20 - Synaplex Shabbat/Shabbat Unplugged

Scholar in Residence Dr. Benjamin Gampel

 

Fri and Sat. February 9 and 10 - Synaplex Shabbat

Sisterhood Shabbat

Scholar in Residence, Rabbi Burt Visotzky

Havdalah Unplugged        

 

Friday March 9 - Synaplex Shabbat, Shabbat Unplugged,    

 

Shabbat, April 7 – Beth El Cares Synaplex Shabbat - Passover     

 

Friday May 3 - Synaplex Shabbat/Shabbat Across America,

 

Friday, May 10 – Synaplex Shabbat/Shabbat Unplugged

 

Shabbat, June 23 -Synaplex Shabbat, adult b’nai mitzvah    

 

 

Download a volunteer form at

http://www.tbe.org/site/sog/SynaplexVolunteerPackage.htm

or  Click here for the Volunteer Form

 

contact our Synaplex committee at

tbesynaplex@optonline.net

 

Fill it out and send it back – and join the dozens who have already stepped forward!

 

And for more general information about Synaplex,

go to  www.starsynagogue.org

 

 

Learning and Latte at Borders

 

Stamford’s long-running monthly interfaith “tri-alogue

featuring Rabbi Joshua Hammerman, Rev. Douglas McArthur and Dr. Behjat Syed

This year’s topic:

“Moral Dilemmas for a World in Crisis”

Join us as we engage in friendly dialogue about some of the hot-button issues of the day.  

Meets on the second Tuesday of each month (except November), from 7:30-8:30 PM, October-May

 

Topics (subject to last-minute adjustment to keep up with the headlines)

 

Nov. 21 – Can an enemy become a friend?  When is forgiveness possible?  To what ends must we go to achieve peace? What does it mean to love your neighbor?

Dec. 12 – What comes first, loyalty to one’s country, or loyalty to one’s faith?  

Jan. 9 –  When does life begin and what happens to the soul after life ends?

Feb. 13 -  Can other religions be “true?”  How can pluralism work for the believer?

March 13 – Is sexuality good, evil or neither?  What are the worst “sins” for our traditions?

April 10 – What are different ways of imagining God in our traditions? How does God show love? 

May 8 – What is the future of religion in America?  The world?  Is religion a source of evil?

 

 

LIFE FORCE : A Shoah Love Story

A play by Tamar Gershberg , Mary Lee Grisanti , and Michael Limone

 

 

My name is Mary Lee Grisanti, I teach in the UConn English Department (Stamford Campus) and I am writing to make everyone aware of an extraordinary project underway in the City of Stamford.

 

A few years ago, writer Tamar Gershberg and I were given grants by the CT Commission on the Arts and Stamford Cultural Development Corp. to develop a drama from the memoirs of Tamar's uncle, Willi Tannenbaum, written in the first few months after his liberation from Auschwitz. This play will now be performed by Stamford High School, under the direction of Michael Limone. The production will then travel to the Connecticut Drama Competition in March and to the Edinburgh Fringe Festival in Scotland in August.

 

Most of our public high school students know little of the Holocaust. In order to make sure that their work is deeply informed and sensitive, their teachers, parents and other community partners have committed to giving the students intensive Holocaust education. In the future, we hope to take the production to more schools.

 

Willi, the son of a Hasidic family from Tarnow who ran away to live the cabaret life in pre-war Berlin, survived the Holocaust because of his excellent knowledge of languages, and his gregarious and principled personality. He escaped the first year of the war on Aryan papers with the help of a compassionate German woman who loved him. But when he saw the immensity of what was happening, Willi returned to his family in Tarnow and took his place among them. He was sent to Plashow (the Schindler camp, though he did not succeed in working for Schindler) and ultimately Auschwitz. Again and again he made decisions for the good of others which should have cost him his life, but miraculously did not. Willi did not lose his humanity in the "Unhumanmaking Machine" (the manuscript's German title). The play includes what happens after the Holocaust as Willi searches for his lost love -- who has kept him alive in Auschwitz by sending him packages through a Polish political prisoner.

 

LIFE FORCE is a true example of how stories come to life in community. Please join us.

 

LIFE FORCE: A Shoah Love Story

 

Stamford High School Auditorium

 November 9, 10, 11, 17 and 18 at 8 pm and Sunday, November 12 at 2pm

 

 

Youth Programming

 

 

Check out the photos of our recent car wash and barbecue programs at www.tbe.org!

 

JOKE FOR THE WEEK

Torah Scholar

 

 

A young woman brings home her fiance to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young
man.

The father invites the fiance to his study for a drink. "So what are your plans?" the father asks the young man.

"I am a Torah scholar," he replies.

"A Torah scholar. Hmmm," the father says. "Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in, as she's
accustomed to?"

"I will study," the young man replies, "and God will provide for us."

"And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she deserves?" asks the father.

"I will concentrate on my studies," the young man replies, "God will provide for us."

"And children?" asks the father. "How will you support children?"

"Don't worry, sir, God will provide," replies the fiancee.

The conversation proceeds like this, and each time the father questions, the young idealist insists that God will provide.

Later, the mother asks, "How did it go, Honey?"

The father answers, "He has no job and no plans, but the good news is he thinks I'm God

 

 

 

 

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