Shabbat-O-Gram

 

 

October 27, 2006 – Heshvan 6, 5767

 

Rabbi Joshua Hammerman, Temple Beth El, Stamford, Connecticut

 

 

THIS WEEKEND…

 

Turn back your clocks

to the seventh day of Creation!

And to a Tower in Babel long ago…

Synaplex Shabbat is HERE!!!!!

 

Full Schedule just below

 

DRESS IS CASUAL FOR THE ENTIRE SYNAPLEX SHABBAT!

 

 

 

Yashar Koach to Shayna Goldberg, Lisa Goldberg, and Ariel Goldberg,

who donated hair to Locks of Love. 

 

 

Check our website at www.tbe.org for more photos, the complete Synaplex schedule, along with NEW super photos of our spectacular TBE Sukkah and mp3 and text files of the High Holidays sermons. 

 

 

 

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Contents of the Shabbat O Gram:

(Click to scroll down)

 

Just the Facts (service schedule)

The (Occasionally) Ranting Rabbi

Mitzvah/Tzedakkah Opportunities

Ask the Rabbi

Spiritual Journey on the Web   

Required Reading and Action Items (links to key articles on Israel and Jewish life)

 Announcements (goings on in and around TBE)

TBE Youth Programming

Joke for the Week

 

 

 

Quote for the Week

 

 

“It takes three things to attain a sense of significance:

God

A Soul

And a Moment

 

These three things are always here.

Just to be is a blessing.

Just to live is holy.

 

-Abraham Joshua Heschel

 

 

 

JUST THE FACTS

 

Friday Evening 

Candle lighting: 5:39pm  pm on Friday, 27 October 2006.  For candle lighting times, other Jewish calendar information, and to download a Jewish calendar to your PDA, click on http://www.hebcal.com/.  To see the festivals of other faiths as well, go to http://www.interfaithcalendar.org/

 

Temple Beth El's Synaplex has something for everyone.

Come for part or all of a new way to spend Shabbat at TBE, BUT BE SURE TO COME!!

 

 

Here’s the schedule for the first Synaplex Shabbat

Dress is Casual!!! 

Come and go as you wish. 

All events are open to the general public and are free of charge.

 

Check Friday’s e-mail for more information on rain contingencies.

While some things may have to be shifted,

know that SYNAPLEX IS ON in any event.

Most major components of the day will not be impacted by rain.

Announcements regarding the football game and Pet Pallooza will be made following the Storahtelling program and just before lunch.

 

Fri. Oct. 27, 2006

7:30 pm - Tot Shabbat with Nurit Avigdor

Shabbat Unplugged with Cantor Littman

Candlelight Oneg and “Rebbe’s Tish”

 

Sat. Oct. 28, 2006

9:00 am - Continental Breakfast,

 Body-Mind-Spirit Bike Ride, led by Cantor Littman and Matt Kasindorf

Kabbalistic Yoga (@ 8:45) with Raema Salmon and Jackie Tepper

Study Session with Rabbi Hammerman on Heschel’s “The Sabbath”

 

10:00 am - Choose from our Shabbat Morning Service Options: 

Traditional Service (@ 9:45), including Hazzan Rabinowitz

Meditative Service led by Dan Klipper,

Tot Shabbat Morning with Nurit,

Teen Service, run by our teens and assisted by Youth Advisor Edoe Cohen,

Family Learner’s Service, led by Rabbi Hammerman.

 

Followed By A Short Kiddush.

 

 11:20 am - We present STORAHTELLING, including the celebration of an UFRUF!

Followed by 12:30 Luncheon

 

1:30 pm – Speakers and Activities

Your choice:

Workshop: “Backstage with Storahtelling,”

Go backstage and between the lines with the Storahtellers to learn the art of ritual theater and Torah commentary

Family Communication Workshop with Mara Hammerman and Elissa Stein

Especially for the AARP Generation:

“Communication about Medication: Dealing with Doctors and Drugs,” with Richard Cohen

Israeli Dancing for Kids w/ Shmulik,

 

 

2:30 pm – Fun Activities

Your choice:

“Backstage with Storahtelling” continues

Family Scavenger Hunt,

“Rose-ner Bowl” Touch Football Game,

Israeli Dancing for Grown-Ups with Shmulik,

 

  Afterwards you can hang around or go home to bring back your family pet/pets for our…

 

3:30 pm – Pet Pallooza (Pet Show and Blessing over the Animals) @ the Hammermans’ front lawn

 

Evening: USY Teen Movie Night

 

We thank all our sponsors and supporters, including Jackie Tepper and David Robinov, and Greg and Benjy, who are sponsoring this month’s Shabbat Unplugged, in honor of David and Benjy’s birthdays.  We also thank Gary Gladstein in particular for his support of Synaplex and wish him Mazal Tov on the ufruf of Jeff Gladstein and Theresa Eickman on Synaplex Shabbat.  Thanks also to Cheryl Bader and Steve Goldblum and family, for bringing us Shmulik.  And we thank all our volunteers and participants as well!

 

The Cuisine of Synaplex:

 

Friday’s Oneg is a selection of fine cakes and pastries

Saturday Breakfast is...cut fruit, granola, yogurt, bagels w/asst spreads, coffee, tea and juice

Saturday kiddush is mini bagels w/asst spreads and cakes

 Saturday lunch is...cold salmon teriyaki, sesame noodles, grilled vegetables and portabella mushrooms,

Caesar salad and dessert

 

And along with that food for the body, there will be ample nourishment for the mind and for the spirit as well….

 

 

Our Torah Reading

A full (triennial) reading will take place at our traditional service on Synaplex Shabbat.

Other services will discuss elements of the reading.

And the Storahtellers will make it come alive.

 

 

נח

Noah

Genesis 6:9 - 11:32

 

1: 11:1-4
2:
11:5-9
3:
11:10-13
4:
11:14-17
5:
11:18-21
6:
11:22-25
7:
11:26-32
maf:
11:29-32

Haftarah Isaiah 54:1 - 55:5

 

See a weekly commentary from the UJC Rabbinic Cabinet, at www.ujc.org/mekorchaim.  Read the Masorti commentary at http://www.masorti.org/mason/torah/index.asp.  University of Judaism,  JTS commentary is at: http://learn.jtsa.edu/topics/parashah/. USCJ Torah Sparks can be found at http://uscj.org/item20_467.html. UAHC Shabbat Table Talk discussions are at http://uahc.org/torah/exodus.shtml. Other divrei Torah via the Torahnet home page: http://uahcweb.org/torahnet/. Test your Parasha I.Q.: http://www.ou.org/jewishiq/parsha/default.htm. CLAL’s Torah commentary archive: http://click.topica.com/maaaiRtaaRvQhbV2AtLb/.  World Zionist Organization Education page, including Nehama Liebowitz archives of parsha commentaries: http://www.moreshet.net/web/index.asp?f=1 For a more Kabbalistic/Zionist/Orthodox perspective from Rav Kook, first Chief Rabbi of Israel, go to http://www.geocities.com/m_yericho/ravkook/index.html. For some probing questions and meditations on key verses of the portion, with a liberal kabbalistic bent, go to http://www.jewishealing.com/learning.html or, for Kabbalistic commentaries from the Zohar itself, go to http://www.kabbalah.com/k/index.php/p=zohar/weekly/intro.  Also, try  http://home.utah.edu/~rfs4/jkmfc.htm.  To see the weekly commentary from Hillel, geared to college students and others, go to  http://www.hillel.org/hillel/NewHille.nsf/FCB8259CA861AE57852567D30043BA26/DF7D129F15B3DF0885256AB80058E9C3?OpenDocument. For a Jewish Renewal and feminist approach go to http://rabbishefagold.hypermart.net/Torah1.html .  For a comprehensive Orthodox viewpoint from the Israeli rabbi, Yaakov Fogelman, go to the Torah Outreach Program at http://israelvisit.co.il/top/previous.shtml.  Guided meditations for each portion by Judith Abrams at http://www.maqom.com/kavannah.pdf

  For online Parsha quizzes from Pardes in Israel, go to  http://www.pardes.org.il/online_learning/parsha_quizzes/ Torah for Kids: http://www.torah4kids.net/  Weekly Lesson of Popular Israeli Rabbi Mordechai Elon: http://www.elon.org/archives/archives.htm - and his parsha sheets: http://www.mibereshit.org/special/download_eng_pdf.htm   From Bar Ilan University: http://www.biu.ac.il/JH/Parasha/eng/; http://www.torahproductions.com/weekly_article.jsp

 

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The

 (occasionally)

Ranting Rabbi

 

 

Should Jewish Children Trick or Treat?

 

Last week, I excerpted from a Beliefnet column dedicated to this not-so-controversial controversy.  Today, a selection of views from Moment Magazine (always a great barometer of Jewish currents).  While the overwhelming sentiment here is that Halloween is harmless, non-religious and American and basically no big deal (a sentiment that I subscribe to), there are those who feel otherwise (as last week’s writer did - see Halloween: Treif or Treat?)

 

Find the complete Moment selection at http://www.momentmag.com/5766/oct06/MOM-2006-10_askrabbis.html.  Here are some of them: 

 

Modern Orthodox
This is not so much a halachic question; it is a public policy question. Do we want to prohibit or permit this activity?

Historically, Orthodoxy has been suspicious of letting its youth celebrate American holidays for fear that this would lead to assimilation or adoption of “practices of Gentiles.” When I was growing up Orthodox rabbis were critical of those who celebrated Thanksgiving, but as Orthodoxy has acculturated such attitudes have relaxed.

One could argue for prohibition of Halloween because it is associated with witches and ghosts. Judaism has implacably opposed witchcraft or attempted communication with the dead since biblical times. Monotheism is the antithesis of magic. “There is none beside Him” (Deuteronomy 4.35), and no abracadabra tricks can manipulate God to get unnatural results.

That having been said, Halloween is almost entirely a product of American consumer culture, and there’s more mockery than true belief to be found in the ever-popular costumes of witches and monsters.

My wife and I discouraged our children from trick-or-treating—partly out of fear of religious syncretism, but mostly because we did not want them to internalize American consumerist psychology and because eating a lot of candy is unhealthy. But I confess, trick-or-treating is popular in our neighborhood. In order to be good neighbors, we leave boxes of fruits, treats and candy goodies in front of the house with a sign inviting kids to help themselves to one item out of each box. We don’t check if any of the kids are Jewish. Conclusion: If a Jewish child wants to go trick-or-treating for social reasons, it’s not a big deal.

Rabbi Irving Greenberg
President, Jewish Life Network/ Steinhardt Foundation
New York, New York


Conservative
As Halloween is celebrated nowadays, it is mostly about trick-or-treating, dressing up, having fun and getting free candy, with few or no religious overtones. That said, there are issues about celebrating it that are Jewishly problematic and are worthy of consideration by thoughtful Jewish parents.

There is a halachic prohibition against a belief in sorcerers and magic. Some of this begins with the biblical tale of Saul, who consulted a fortune teller instead of God about his future. His misjudgment resulted in Saul losing both his throne and his mind.

As long as parents discuss with their children the difference between believing in sorcery and reality, I see no significant objection here. Most of my objections are related to the conflicts that can arise between celebrating Halloween and doing the right thing, Jewishly. For example, for the family that keeps kashrut, there is surely the issue of whether some of the candy and food that their kids will “bag” will meet the Jewish edible standards. But this could be addressed by carefully “sifting” through the candy, and donating all unacceptable items to a food bank for other children who can partake without religious restrictions.
A more serious conflict arises when Halloween coincides with Shabbat, Jewish holidays or Hebrew school attendance. What kind of message is a parent giving to his or her child when he or she is told that to go out trick-or-treating takes precedence over Jewish study or celebrating Shabbat and other Jewish holidays?
Parents may also wish to consider the values suggested by Halloween, such as demanding sweets from strangers. The original saying is in actuality a threat: “If you don’t give me a treat, I’ll give you a trick.”
Can Jewish kids live without these ghosts, goblins and candy? I certainly think so. Will it do irreparable damage to their Jewish identities if they participate? Probably not. But as parents, we should think about the values, priorities and commitments we want our children to develop.

Rabbi Ron Isaacs
Temple Sholom
Bridgewater
, New Jersey


Reform
Though I write as a Reform rabbi, I offer what can be called (in the phraseology of Rabbi Isaac M. Wise) an American Jewish response.

To be completely true to our tradition, the answer is, “No. Jewish children should not go trick-or-treating on Halloween.” Inasmuch as this is a Christian/ pagan holiday—no matter how secularized it has become—it is inappropriate for Jews to observe it in any manner.

However, the matter is more complicated. Are there moments when Jews have taken an essentially foreign idea and co-opted it and changed into an authentic Jewish tradition? Of course! And the most obvious example is the Passover seder. So many of our traditions were lifted directly from Roman influences. In acknowledging those antecedents, would anyone suggest that our practices are somehow inauthentic? Of course not!
In this same light, there are few who would connect the carefree, costume-wearing, candy- gorging escapades of our children on October 31 with the religious overtones that the holiday once carried. As such, the holiday has evolved into a secular celebration. Therefore, it would seem to be as innocent an activity as celebrating New Year’s Eve or Thanksgiving (both of which once had Christian connotations).

Even in accepting Halloween, do I want our Jewish children to associate the best time of the year (dressing in costumes and getting as much candy as one can carry) with a holiday with nominal pagan and/or Christian overtones? Of course not! Instead, wouldn’t it be wonderful if they thought of the Jewish holiday where children dress in costumes, eat lots of goodies and act in all types of silly and fun ways? (Purim!) But that, I guess, is for another discussion.

Rabbi Arthur P. Nemitoff
The Temple, Congregation B’nai Jehudah
Overland Park, Kansas


Reconstructionist
We could boycott All Hallow’s Eve for its ghoulish associations—and, in medieval Christendom, Jews received more trick than treat. We might avoid this holiday of “pagan” origin, lest we “do as the other nations.” Ghosts of Halloweens past may still haunt us.

Or Halloween could be just a harmless diversion. We might accompany our Power Rangers and Doras around the neighborhood to say that “America is different,” that we feel safe(r) on these shores. Since it usually falls in Mar-Cheshvan, the only holiday-less Hebrew month, we might even make it our own.

Mordecai Kaplan taught that we who “live in two civilizations” must answer as Jews and Westerners both. We live in mostly mixed communities where Halloween is an accepted norm. Our kids have friends, Jewish and non, who will invite them trick-or-treating. Though we reserve the right to withhold children’s immediate gratification, should we put our foot down here?

It’s a tightrope act: Avoiding Halloween may feel like the Jewish thing to do, yet a simmering feeling of “I missed the funnest thing ever” can subtly undermine future Jewish identity. So rather than decree or surrender, we should decide with our kids and engage them in discussion of the values at hand. Secular concerns at Halloween have a Jewish angle, too—moderation, safety, neighborliness, ethics of food—making it a “teachable moment.” We can balance values like kavod (respect), tzedakah, kashrut, briyut (health) and oneg (enjoyment). Options abound: Serve treats, but not go door-to-door? Avoid skeleton costumes? Collect candy, then donate it? Between abandon and avoidance lie many possibilities. Let’s choose wisely, together.

Rabbi Fred Scherlinder Dobb
Adat Shalom Reconstructionist Congregation,
Bethesda, Maryland


Renewal
In the American melting pot of shared cultures, trick-or-treating is as religious as a bagel. Dressing in costume for occasions other than Purim is Jewishly acceptable. It makes sense that Jewish schools don’t celebrate Halloween, but it’s normal for Jewish students to want to take part in it.

Halloween is a time to teach piku’ah nefesh—protecting or saving a life. A few examples: When trick-or-treating children should be accompanied by an adult. Teens are safer at a Halloween party than going out alone. Products that are unsealed shouldn’t be eaten. Large amounts of candy can be dangerous to our health.
When Halloween falls on a Friday, hold a party on motza’ei Shabbat. Invite your child’s Jewish and non-Jewish friends and serve delicious, kid-friendly food. More harm is done to Jewish continuity by forbidding youth from observing holidays like Halloween than by supporting the celebration in safe and healthy ways.

Rabbi Pamela Frydman
President, OHALAH: Association of Rabbis for Jewish Renewal
Baltimore, Maryland


Independent
This is a tough one. Jewish children should learn about their own traditions rather than always celebrating everyone else’s. Still, it is far better for a Jewish child to go trick-or-treating than to celebrate an iota of Christmas and Easter.

Why? Because Halloween is probably a whole lot closer to Jewish tradition than Christmas or Easter. After all, Jewish tradition also held annual rituals of warding off evil spirits, or winds, with the approach of major seasonal changes. As the Midrash teaches, “What is the ritual of the barley offering? One waves the barley shoots in its season, first inward and outward to ward off harsh winds that are harmful to the crops, then upward and downward to ward off harsh rains that are harmful to the crops. Others say, first inward and outward to the One to whom belongs all of the universe, then upward and downward to the One to whom belongs both the Upper Realms and Lower Realms.” Even the shofar that we blow so glibly these days on Rosh Hashanah was to our ancestors an implement to ward off evil forces. So if you must take your kids trick-or-treating, employ it as an opportunity to introduce them to the richness of their own tradition.

Rabbi Gershon Winkler
Walking Stick Foundation
Cuba, New Mexico

 

What follows is an excerpt from a Shabbat-O-Gram piece I wrote a couple of years ago, when the matter really came to a head – ie. When Halloween fell on Friday night.  At that time the corresponding Torah portion was also Noah, as it is this week, which led to some interesting observations.  You can find the full essay at http://www.tbe.org/site/sog/031031.htm along with links connecting Halloween to this week’s portion of Noah.

 

 

 

Challah-Ween?

 

The observance of Halloween is not Jewish and many arguments pro and con about dressing up and going door to door for candy have been made over the years.  But there is no argument over the importance of Shabbat in our tradition. This year, Halloween comes out on Shabbat.  This year's confluence of October 31 with Friday night presents families (and synagogues) with a unique opportunity to make a positive statement to their kids about Shabbat, while not necessarily placing people into a position of conflict with the fun of Halloween. 

 

 

So this Friday night at services we're going to celebrate Shabbat with a unique twist.  One congregant suggested that we call it "Challah-Ween."  Whatever you choose to call it, please come!  Adults and children of all ages are welcome to join us at our regular time of 6:30 -7:30 PM, and if you happen to have a costume on because you are coming from trick-or-treating OR going afterwards, we still want you to come by and spend Kabbalat Shabbat with us.  Cantor Jacobson and I are planning a fun service, and we'll have plenty of candy here…I may even bring out my favorite Jewish ghost story, “The Rabbi Who Was Turned into a Werewolf.”

 

 

Another way that has been suggested to embrace Shabbat while allowing your child to have the "fun" of Halloween is to keep the NOAH theme (this week’s portion) when choosing a costume.  So, did Scooby Doo have a place on Noah’s Ark?

 

 

As you might be able to tell, I come from the “lighten up” school of thought when it comes to Halloween, although I do feel a far greater concern because of this year’s confluence with Shabbat.  But the question as to whether or not Halloween is “un-Jewish,” is far too complex to relegate to a few comments in a Shabbat-O-Gram.  So this Shabbat morning I’m going to devote some time to the fascinating subject of “Jew-sion,” the fusion of Judaism and surrounding cultures.  It’s a perfect time to discuss this, because there is a clear connection between the story of Noah (this week’s portion) and the Babylonian epic of Gilgamesh, as well as other ancient legends. 

 

What is also clear that, Gilgamesh aside, the Noah story has many universal themes.  It shows clearly how the destiny of all humankind is intertwined.   

 

 

What Are the Seven Laws of Noah?

 

 

I’ve always considered this week’s portion of Noah to be the most universal of the entire Torah.  In just a few chapters it speaks deeply to what all human beings share:  the temptation to be violent and to control (which pervades even in the post flood world of the Tower of Babel); the importance of communication, our fragility in the face of nature’s tempests, the need to love all creatures, great and small, and the mere fact that all of us, humans, animals and everything else – we’re literally “on the same boat.”

 

 

The portion also refers to what later rabbis called the “Seven Laws of the Descendents of Noah,” or Noahide Laws.  While Jews are responsible for all of the Torah’s 613 commandments, these seven apply to all of humanity.  Here are the Wikipedia explanations of all seven.

 

 

What’s most fascinating is a growing movement among non-Jews to embrace these laws.  This month’s Moment magazine has an in-depth article about the phenomenon.  Check it out at  http://www.momentmag.com/features/oct06/2006-10_Noahides.html.

 

 

Finally, read Rabbi Yitz Greenberg’s commentary on this week’s Haftarah at CLAL’s website.  (CLAL Haftorah This Week:  Noach)

 

“The world is established on the bedrock of a partnership of committed lovecovenant (brit, in Hebrew). God's loving commitment is to establish and sustain a world of natural law and order within which life can flourish. Humanity's loving commitment is to create and nurture life, to build a better, more perfect world within the natural order and with full respect for it.


This foundational partnership is the Noahide covenant, made with Noah and his familythe ancestors of all humanityand with all living things (Genesis 9:8-11). The covenant with Jewry is an extension of this universal pledge. Jewrythe family of Abrahamis meant to be a pacesetter on humanity's journey toward the promised perfection. The people, Israel, is to teach the infinite worth of human beings and that the world can be transformed to sustain this dignity. Jewry is to serve as a model community, showing how to live in justice, equity, and peace with each other and with the Other. Its mission is to inspire all of humanity to learn from its example and to go on to build a paradise here on earth.”

 

 

 

 

Mitzvah/Tzedakkah Opportunties

 
Beth El Cares
 
Cathy Satz (968-9191; csscounsel@yahoo.com)
Cheryl Wolff (968-6361; cwolff@optonline.net)
BETH EL CARES co-chairs

 

 

HABITAT FOR HUMANITY VOLUNTEERS NEEDED

 

Habitat for Humanity is recruiting volunteers to assist with the planning and building of 6 to 9 housing units on West Main Street in Stamford (near the Kentucky Fried Chicken). The actual timing of the building depends on site plan and other approvals, but the ceremonial ground breaking should take place in October 2006.  Please contact bknebal@habitatcfc.org if you want to help in any way. Assistance is needed now in the formation stages, as well as later with the building. Bob Knebel, CEO, can tell you what jobs are available.

 

LOCKS OF LOVE HAIR DONATIONS CONTINUED

 

Any one wishing to donate 10 or more inches of hair to Locks of Love can contact Cathy or Cheryl for more information on how to donate and how to get your before and after photo on the TBE web sit

 

Cheryl Wolff

Cathy Satz

 

 

 

 

ASK THE RABBI

 

 

A “Stunning” Question

 

I received this timely question this week from one of our college students, Geoff Hainbach – timely because of that amazing portion of Noah and its concern for the welfare of animals and the human treatment of all living beings.  Stunning and mistreatment of animals in Kosher slaughter has been in the news lately, because of a scandal at an Iowa slaughterhouse (AgriProcessesors) – see, http://www.goveg.com/feat/agriprocessors/, http://www.forward.com/article/workers-at-kosher-plant-urged-to-steer-clear-of-un/.

 

 

Dear Rabbi Hammerman,

 

 

I was having a discussion with some friends the other day about the method of slaughtering a cow in order for it to be considered Kosher.  Is the meat from a cow considered kosher if it has been stunned prior to cutting its throat and draining the blood?  (Sorry for the graphic nature of the question.)  I don't believe it is, but I was not positive about this.  Additionally, is the answer the same in order for it to be cosidered kosher versus Glatt Kosher?  Thanks for your help in answering these questions.

 

I hope all is well with you and everyone back in Stamford.

 

Regards,

Geoff


Geoffrey Hainbach
Columbian College of Arts and Sciences
The George Washington University

 

Hi Geoff

 Great questions – in fact, I’d like to feature it in the Shabbat o gram if it’s OK with you.  I can do it anonymously if you prefer.  In any event, Glatt has nothing to do with the method of slaughter, but rather the smoothness of the lungs.  It is a step above and beyond the kashrut laws to ensure that there are no improper blemishes or scars.

 

 

As for your “stunning” question, I found a nice Conservative response that I’ve copied below.  The matter is complex – it also ties into this week’s portion of Noah, which calls upon us to be sensitive to all life.

 

 

Thanks again for the question and I hope all is well.  Keep me posted!

 

 

Rabbi H

 

http://judaism.about.com/od/kosherdietarylaws/f/stunning.htm

 

 

Q. Why aren't animals stunned first before they are ritually slaughtered?

From Rabbi Barry Dov Lerner

A. The laws of kosher slaughter (shechita) are designed to be the most humane possible, preventing pain to living creatures (tza'ar ba'alei hayim), by a swift and immediate death.


If a kosher slaughterer (shochet) uses a properly honed and sized knife for the animal in question (generally twice as long as the diameter of the neck of the animal) and the knife severs with one motion the trachea, esophagus, and blood vessels of the neck, then suffering should be minimized. Properly executed and with the most modern equipment devised to protect against violations of the fundamental laws of kosher slaughter, shechita will result in the animal dying within literally seconds and then bleeding out maximally.


What we don't want to do, obviously, is to frighten, mishandle, or cause the animal to struggle, for that would lead to emotional pain (tza'ar) and it might also lead to defective slaughter (which would then be pointless if the animal were not to be kosher meat). While shechita isn't foolproof, it has been observed that the animals suffer as minimally as possible when slaughter is done by trained and experienced shochtim. Minimal suffering is the goal no less than a pronouncement that the meat is kosher for not having violated the physical steps of shechita.


According to Rabbi Isaac Klein z"l of the Conservative Movement, there has been discussion about stunning, by electricity or anesthesia, for a number of years. Some have seen no objection to it, but the overwhelming majority have ruled against it.


In my own limited experience, the use of a stun gun or a bullet frequently doesn't actually stun or kill the animal; it actually can add to the animal's pain and thrashing. Thus, stunning techniques aren't guaranteed to reduce animal suffering.

 

In my opinion, the best way to further reduce suffering is newly designed equipment that facilitates an upright shechita. It literally cradles the animal, prevents the head from falling, and thus makes it unnecessary to invert the animal. I understand that many Orthodox authorities have not yet approved this new implementation, and it is going to be expensive for the slaughter houses to do so. But I believe that if the resulting meat is as kosher physically and it is obtained in a more humane fashion, then we should buy kosher meat from slaughter houses that use this new equipment.


I should add that recent films, study of the issue and a study of health rules for the human being are urging me to consider a far more vegetarian way of life. I already overwhelmingly eat fowl rather than beef. Rabbi Klein notes that perhaps all of these regulations for kashrut were intended to promote a vegetarian lifestyle. He suggests that perhaps God permitted us to eat meat as a concession to our humanity, but that vegetarianism is really God's first choice.

 

 

 

Spiritual Journey on the Web

 

 

Why Synaplex?

 

The following comes from the Synaplex Website: http://www.starsynagogue.org/SynaplexWhyThisApproach/

 

 

Responding to Changing Needs and Environment

The Synaplex™ initiative rests on quantitative and qualitative research, including lessons learned from other synagogue transformation efforts. Key research findings that inform Synaplex include:

 

·        No single approach or program to synagogue life will satisfy the diverse needs and interests of the American Jewish community. Therefore, synagogue initiatives need to be flexible in allowing for different kinds of programs to match the diversity of spiritual, cultural and educational interests of congregants and potential congregants.

·        Jewish identity is created within a community of shared meaning and intimate groups, in which participants engage in high-quality experiences.

·        American Jews enter Jewish life through many Jewish portals: study, social action, culture, spirituality, as well as prayer.

·        People undergo spiritual, emotional, cognitive and physical developmental changes throughout their lives. What suits them at one stage of life will not necessarily appeal to them at another stage. Thus, in their programming, synagogues need to reflect these developmental changes.

·        For many today, synagogue membership is a process, and people first need to experience the value of membership before they are ready to join. Additionally, a high rate of mobility causes people to delay or abandon synagogue membership.

·        A large percentage of Jews today identify as secular.

·        The Jewish community is highly diverse, characterized by new family structures, including large numbers of singles, single-parent, gay and lesbian, bi-racial, empty-nester and adoptive families.

*       The following research findings on Jewish “Millenials” (born between 1979 and 1994) and Gen X’ers (born between 1964 and 1979) that will impact on synagogue affiliation include:

*       Gen X’ers and Millenials:

n      Have fewer memories of Jewish family celebrations and fewer experiences of being in the synagogue with their families.

n      Are less interested in classical Jewish rituals.

n      Are accustomed to self-directing their life choices.

n      Celebrate religious, cultural and ethnic diversity and have weaker Jewish social bonds than did their parents.

n      Value subjective spiritual experiences as a way of knowing the world over traditional propositional truths.

 

 

With these insights as a foundation, STAR came up with an old idea and this weekend, we bring it here:

 

 What is Synaplex?

 

Synaplex™ is a way to celebrate simultaneously the many authentic expressions of Judaism - learning, culture and gathering as well as prayer.  Jews have a multitude of ways to participate in Judaism and Jewish life; Synaplex™ brings them together in Jewish "prime time," that is, in the synagogue on Shabbat.

 

 

 

 

Required Reading and Action Items

 

 

Let’s begin with GOOD NEWS from Israel 21c and other sources



From Peter Abelow

(Who guided our two most recent TBE Israel Tours)

 

Dear Family and Friends,

 

There was a  fabulous article about Avi's film, HOMEGAME in the Jerusalem Post yesterday.   I really believe that this is a film that should be seen in every Jewish community, in Israel and abroad - synagogues, communty centers, schools.  The article says it all.  I would simply add that we are planning for a large number of concurrent showings in the US during Hanukkah. If  you can help in arranging for a screening in your community, please contact me or Avi (friendsofnetzer@gmail.com) and we will be happy to work with you to set it up.


http://www.jpost.com/servlet/Satellite?cid=1159193509554&pagename=JPost%2FJPArticle%2FShowFull

Sincerely,

Peter

 

 

Real life hoop dreams for Israel's Gaza evacuees  
While media coverage of Israel's evacuation of 9,000 Jewish residents from the Gaza Strip in the summer of 2005 focused on the political and physical struggle between the government and its citizens, Israeli filmmaker Yaron Shane and producer Avi Abelow chose to close in on the human aspect with their new film Home Game. The documentary centers on a high school basketball tournament taking place during the final days of evacuation, and skillfully juxtaposes the struggles on the court and off. Listen to podcast here.  More...

 

 

Culture | Israeli Sci Fi and fantasy fans get beamed up  
It was geek heaven as young Israeli Sci Fi fans recently gathered for the tenth ICON Festival which brought more than 5,000 enthusiasts to the Tel Aviv Cinemateque for a four-day celebration of science fiction, fantasy and role-playing. With more than 50 film screenings around the clock and plenty of original Hebrew-speaking fare, the turnout and the energy displayed proved that although science fiction has yet to take hold in mainstream Israeli culture, there are still plenty of locals who know how to speak Klingon.  More...

 

 

Health | Israeli innovation prevents need for frequent catheter replacement   
Nothing about staying in the hospital is comfortable, but Israeli company Flexicath hopes to help relieve one of the most annoying and painful experiences of an extended hospital stay - having an IV line repeatedly inserted into your arm. Currently, in order to prevent inflammation and infection, IV lines need to be changed every three days. Flexicath has solved that problem by developing an IV catheter - the FirmGrip - that can be left in place for up to 20 days.  More...

 

 

 

Technology | Taking the danger out of nuclear energy  
An ISRAEL21c series
The Israeli Energy Alternative
Many people are frightened at the mere mention of the word 'nuclear'. But with skyrocketing fuel costs, the efficient and affordable solution of nuclear power is impossible to ignore, and the controlled use of nuclear solutions for power are spreading worldwide. At Israel's Ben-Gurion University of the Negev, a group of top-tier scientists are key members of the international community dedicated to investigating ways to harness the power of the atom in as safe a manner as possible.  More...

 

 

now for the rest

 

Prime source: Daily Alert of the Jerusalem Center for Public Affairs

See also http://www.theisraelproject.org/site/c.hsJPK0PIJpH/b.672581/k.CB99/Home.htm

 

 

The Lieberman Perplex (the Forward)
By a curious coincidence of events and timing, America and Israel appear poised in the coming days to take big steps in opposite political directions: America to the left, Israel to the right. More curious still, the traumatic changes that are convulsing the political systems in both countries may be captured, at least symbolically, in a single word: Lieberman. More in Editorial

 

 

"Look Who’s Talking to God"
"…the fact that three-quarters of the respondents say God speaks through their own internal thoughts is cause for both approbation and apprehension. If God sounds like us, how can we discern between reinforcing our own desires and the more objective ‘voice’ of God?
‘That people think God sounds like them is quite beautiful,’ Hirschfield says. ’But if you hear God and he is always telling you what you want to hear, you should be honest and say you are not listening to God but, to yourself. Part of listening to God should be to occasionally be surprised or unnerved. There should be moments of sacred surprise and growing that comes from the discomfort of not always hearing what you want to hear…’"
By Kimberly Winston (from Beliefnet.com)

 

 

Argentina Charges Iran, Hizballah in 1994 Jewish Center Bombing
Argentine prosecutors have charged Iran and Hizballah with the 1994 bombing of a Jewish charities office in Argentina that killed 85 people and injured 300. Prosecutors demanded an international arrest warrant for then-Iranian president Akbar Hashemi Rafsanjani and six other top Iranian officials at the time of the attack, and a former Hizballah foreign security service chief, Imad Fayez Moughnieh. Argentine chief prosecutor Alberto Nisman declared: "We deem it proven that the decision to carry out an attack July 18, 1994, on the AMIA (the Argentine Jewish Mutual Association, a Jewish charities association headquarters in Buenos Aires) was made by the highest authorities of the Islamic Republic of Iran which directed Hizballah to carry out the attack."  (AFP/Yahoo)

 

 

U.S. Wants Tougher Sanctions on Iran than Europeans Are Proposing - Edith M. Lederer
The U.S. indicated it wants tougher sanctions on Iran for refusing to suspend uranium enrichment than the measures in a UN resolution drafted by Britain, France, and Germany. European diplomats said the proposed sanctions - banning the sale of missile and nuclear technology to Iran and ending most UN help for its nuclear programs - are narrowly focused in hopes of winning Russian and Chinese backing. "We look forward to a full meeting of the five permanent members where we will obviously have American changes to the proposed European text," said Richard Grenell, spokesman for the U.S. Mission to the UN.
    In an attempt to win Russia's support, the draft resolution exempts the initial nuclear facility being built by the Russians at Bushehr - despite U.S. demands that the project be halted entirely under the sanctions. (AP/International Herald Tribune)

 

 

Saudi Succession Laws Overhauled - Magdi Abdelhadi
A new law of succession in Saudi Arabia was issued by King Abdullah last week with the apparent aim of reducing uncertainty around the transfer of power in the country. Abdullah has established a new body, the Allegiance Commission, exclusively made up of male heirs to the founder of the kingdom, King Abdulaziz bin al-Saud, which will have the job of ensuring the smooth transfer of power. This means that the decision to choose the future ruler of the kingdom will no longer be in the hands of one person alone - the king - but a group of princes. (BBC News)
    See also New Saudi Rules on Succession: Will They Fix the Problem? - Simon Henderson (Washington Institute for Near East Policy)

News Resources - Israel and the Mideast:

·  Attempt to Smuggle Explosives from Gaza to West Bank Thwarted - Shmulik Hadad
Israeli security services in recent days thwarted an attempt to smuggle explosives from Gaza through the Karni crossing, it was released for publication Wednesday. Security forces discovered six kilos of standard TNT hidden inside an iron cage used to transport goods from Gaza into Israel. Mahmoud Samih Abu Nagi, a Palestinian who works at the crossing, coordinated the transfer of the explosives which were destined for Rami Samir Abid, 25, from Tulkarm, who was to collect the TNT once it reached Israel. (Ynet News)

 

 

Hamas "Executive Forces" Recruiters Active in Bethlehem in West Bank - Najib Farag
According to Palestinian security sources, Hamas activists have begun recruiting young Palestinians in the Bethlehem area for service in the "Executive Forces." The recruiters have been able to attract numerous young people, many of whom are former Fatah activists who have become disgruntled with the movement. (Palestine News Network)
    See also IDF Likely to Be Swept Up in West Bank Struggle - Amos Harel and Avi Issacharoff
The conflict between Israel and Hamas is likely to escalate soon in light of the Israel Defense Forces' decision to try to thwart the establishment of a Hamas security service in the West Bank. In Gaza, Hamas' "Executive Forces" have become one of the organization's main power bases in its struggle against Fatah. Members of this force are well-equipped and very disciplined, and they have won almost all their street battles with Fatah gunmen. To arm its people, Hamas is making massive weapons purchases. In addition, it is trying to persuade Fatah security service members to desert to Hamas. Thus far, Hamas has apparently succeeded in organizing a few hundred armed men in several West Bank cities, the most prominent of which is Hebron. (Ha'aretz)

 

 

Deadly Hizballah Chess Match - James G. Zumwalt
Hizballah embarked on the wide-scale conversion of private homes in southern Lebanon into mini-military sites from where it could easily target Israel's civilian population. When war erupted in southern Lebanon, designated leaders of Hizballah combat teams received envelopes, each containing an address of one of the modified homes. The team quickly deployed to its assigned location, immediately breaking through an exterior wall of the sealed room. Each envelope contained aiming and firing instructions for the object prepositioned inside the room before it was sealed - a surface-to-surface missile atop a launcher. After removing part of the room's roof to allow for unobstructed flight and on command, the team was to fire the missile, raining death and destruction down upon Israel's civilian population.
    Hizballah had designed a tactical plan calculated to maximize civilian casualties on both sides of the battlefield - by design on the Israeli side in targeting its major population centers and by consequence on the Lebanese side as Israel responded. Sadly, from Hizballah's perspective, these civilian casualties were but dispensable pawns in its chess match with Israel. (Washington Times)

 

 

Lessons of the War in Lebanon - Mark Helprin
The lessons for Israel? Not to let things go for so long; to have a better picture of the battlefield (using, for example, ground-penetrating radar); to "up armor" its tanks; to adapt naval point defense systems that, once emplaced, are capable of bringing down Katyushas cheaply; to determine carefully, state publicly, and not depart from the aims of the campaign; to calibrate military action to the time limits imposed upon Israel in all its wars; better to inform the Lebanese and the world that Israel has no choice but to strike at missiles launched against it from residential areas if Hizballah's will is to make Lebanon a free-fire zone; and to be prepared to deal with West Bank and Gaza variations of the Hizballah technique.
    The preeminent lesson is that Israel must create more of a margin of safety in its military operations. It has no alternative but to over-spend, over-prepare, over-fortify, over-stockpile, and over-train. History will see that the essence of this war is that it has served as an exchange of messages in the prelude to an Islamic nuclear confrontation with the West. To an Iran that calls for its destruction and is proceeding headlong toward nuclear weapons, Israel has stated in the war in Lebanon that it will not go down alone. (Claremont Review of Books)

 

 

Will France Ever Integrate Its Muslim Immigrants? - Matthew Kaminski
France's anti-terrorism laws are the toughest anywhere in the Western world. French prosecutors can hold terror suspects for years without charge; the definition of "links to terrorism" is loose. Every mosque in France is monitored. Since 9/11, the government has cracked down on foreign financing and moved to train "French imams." All this may be the reason why France hasn't been hit by terrorism since a wave of subway bombings in 1995. (Wall Street Journal)


    See also Masked Vandals Set Buses on Fire in Paris Suburbs
Masked vandals set ablaze two buses near Paris overnight in an upsurge of violence ahead of the first anniversary of France's suburban riots, police said on Thursday. (Reuters/Washington Post)

 

 

Warnings to Israel on Lebanon Overflights Linked to French Election Campaign - Freddy Eytan (Maariv-Hebrew)

  • "Israeli overflights in Lebanon endanger our soldiers," UNIFIL commander Maj. Gen. Alain Pellegrini has warned. Yet Gen. Pellegrini, who has served in Lebanon for years, is actually the chief obstacle to implementing the decisions of the UN Security Council.
  • He did nothing to prevent the arming of Hizballah or the kidnapping of two Israeli soldiers in a cross-border raid, and tens of tunnels and bunkers were built and thousands of rockets were launched at Israel from areas under his authority during his watch.
  • It is time to send the general home and end his one-sided reports, which do little to contribute to peace in the area and result in misunderstandings and unnecessary arguments.
  • It is clear to everyone that until UN Resolution 1701 is implemented in full, and as long as there is still no serious oversight by UNIFIL over Hizballah, the Israeli Air Force must continue its flights. Israel has the right and obligation to defend itself. The purpose of these flights is to prevent the rearming of Hizballah and to prevent a new war. These flights endanger neither the French nor the Lebanese.
  • We should thank Paris for its efforts on behalf of Lebanon, but this does not have to come at Israel's expense, and certainly not to serve internal French considerations to win the favor of Muslims voters in France prior to the upcoming French presidential elections.

 

 

 

 

Announcements

 

ADULT ED CLASSES

 

The Many Demensions of Jewish Prayer”

with Rabbi Hammerman

meets select Sunday mornings 9:00-10:00 am

Next meets on Nov. 5

 

 

 

Bimah 101:

Prepatory course for Adult Bar/ Bat Mitzvah

With Cantor Rachael Littman

Meets weekly Sunday mornings 10:00-11:00 am

 

 

 

                                                     Judaism for Everyone

An Introductory Class for Dummies, Smarties…

and Those Who Don’t Know How to Ask

With Rabbi Hammerman

Meets weekly on select Sundays 11:00 am-12:00 pm

(A prerequisite for those who wish to join

the Beth El Adult Bar/ Bat Mitzvah Class.)

Fee: $50 for materials

                                                             This week: What is the Torah – What is the Bible?

 

 

 

Beginners’ Hebrew class

Instructor: Eran Vaisben, Education Director

Take advantage of this beginner/ class to:

Become familiar with the Hebrew alphabet

Improve your Hebrew reading fluency

Delve into a bit of modern Hebrew

Come explore the Hebrew language in a relaxed group setting!

Meets weekly on Tuesday evenings at 7:30– 8:30 p.m.

Starting October 24th- December 12th (total of eight sessions)

 

 

You are cordially invited to Temple Beth El’s Annual Sisterhood

Paid Up Membership Brunch

Featuring:

Mrs. Diane Ferber-Collins

 

Diane Ferber-Collins has an MBA in Marketing and is completing her Masters in School Psychology.  Finding herself at home and noticing that there were many objects in her home that she was not using/did not need/never opened, she began her EBAY garage sale odyssey. Today, Diane has experience with what sells easily, will attract bidders, and insider tips to share.  She has taught an Ebay course to adults in the Darien Continuing Education Program for several years, and brings that content to Beth El.

 

Also Featuring:

Brunch food from Temple Beth El’s own cookbook.

 

Where: Temple Beth El   When: November 5, 2006

Time:     10:00 a.m. – 12:00 p.m.

And please consider joining Sisterhood if you haven’t joined already

 

 

 

Support our Temple Gift Shop! 

Our featured item: 

The Sisterhood Cookbook 

Delicious Recipes! Kosher! Family Favorites!

Already a TBE Best Seller!

Are you going to a party? Some suggestions for hostess gifts:  Wine bottle or wine glass coasters, small jeweled boxes, pretty serving dishes, decorative dreidels... 

REMEMBER, EVERYTHING IS DISCOUNTED 20% OFF RETAIL PRICES!!!

Hours:  Sunday, 10:00 a.m. - 12:00 noon and Tuesday & Thursday, 4:00 p.m. - 6:00 p.m.

 

 

SAVE THE DATE

Please join us for

TBE Progressive Dinner and

“Murder in the Temple” Murder Mystery

Sat. evening, Dec. 2….

Look for more information….

 

 

Temple Beth El Gift Cards!  Our gift card program is back in full swing.  Order forms can be obtained at the school office.  Any questions, please call Stuart Nekritz at (203) 322-0872.  Please get yours today!

 

 

Please contact Cantor Littman if you are interested in singing with our Adult Choir.  The Adult Choir is not JUST for the High Holy Days.  We continue to learn music together, develop our voices, and plan for future performances.  Cantor Rachael Littman, 322-6901, ext. 303 or cantor@tbe.org.

 

Attention students from 3rd – 12th grade:  Cantor Littman will soon be holding auditions for TBE’s Youth Choir.  Anyone interested please contact the Cantor, 322-6901, ext. 303 or cantor@tbe.org.

 

COLLEGE STUDENTS!  Rabbi Hammerman would like to keep in touch with you throughout the school year.  Please send your e-mail address to office@tbe.org to be included in his college list.

 

 

 Come One, Come All on November 12

Register for Tapestry, a community wide evening of adult education

 

 

SYNAPLEX at TBE 5767

 

Friday, December 8 - Synaplex Shabbat

Exotic multi-cultural Shabbat dinner celebrating the new Sisterhood Cookbook,

New Member Shabbat, December Dilemma, Themes: Diversity and Hospitality,

Elise Klein of “Bridges” is our keynote speaker   

 

Friday and Sat. January 19 and 20 - Synaplex Shabbat/Shabbat Unplugged

Scholar in Residence Dr. Benjamin Gampel

 

Fri and Sat. February 9 and 10 - Synaplex Shabbat

Sisterhood Shabbat

Scholar in Residence, Rabbi Burt Visotzky

Havdalah Unplugged        

 

Friday March 9 - Synaplex Shabbat, Shabbat Unplugged,    

 

Shabbat, April 7 – Beth El Cares Synaplex Shabbat - Passover     

 

Friday May 3 - Synaplex Shabbat/Shabbat Across America,

 

Friday, May 10 – Synaplex Shabbat/Shabbat Unplugged

 

Shabbat, June 23 -Synaplex Shabbat, adult b’nai mitzvah    

 

Download a volunteer form at

http://www.tbe.org/site/sog/SynaplexVolunteerPackage.htm

or  Click here for the Volunteer Form

 

contact our Synaplex committee at

tbesynaplex@optonline.net

 

Fill it out and send it back – and join the dozens who have already stepped forward!

 

And for more general information about Synaplex,

go to  www.starsynagogue.org

 

 

Learning and Latte at Borders

 

Stamford’s long-running monthly interfaith “tri-alogue

featuring Rabbi Joshua Hammerman, Rev. Douglas McArthur and Dr. Behjat Syed

This year’s topic:

“Moral Dilemmas for a World in Crisis”

Join us as we engage in friendly dialogue about some of the hot-button issues of the day.  

Meets on the second Tuesday of each month (except November), from 7:30-8:30 PM, October-May

 

Topics (subject to last-minute adjustment to keep up with the headlines)

 

Nov. 21 – Can an enemy become a friend?  When is forgiveness possible?  To what ends must we go to achieve peace? What does it mean to love your neighbor?

Dec. 12 – What comes first, loyalty to one’s country, or loyalty to one’s faith?  

Jan. 9 –  When does life begin and what happens to the soul after life ends?

Feb. 13 -  Can other religions be “true?”  How can pluralism work for the believer?

March 13 – Is sexuality good, evil or neither?  What are the worst “sins” for our traditions?

April 10 – What are different ways of imagining God in our traditions? How does God show love? 

May 8 – What is the future of religion in America?  The world?  Is religion a source of evil?

 

 

 

LIFE FORCE : A Shoah Love Story

A play by Tamar Gershberg , Mary Lee Grisanti , and Michael Limone

 

 

My name is Mary Lee Grisanti, I teach in the UConn English Department (Stamford Campus) and I am writing to make everyone aware of an extraordinary project underway in the City of Stamford.

 

A few years ago, writer Tamar Gershberg and I were given grants by the CT Commission on the Arts and Stamford Cultural Development Corp. to develop a drama from the memoirs of Tamar's uncle, Willi Tannenbaum, written in the first few months after his liberation from Auschwitz. This play will now be performed by Stamford High School, under the direction of Michael Limone. The production will then travel to the Connecticut Drama Competition in March and to the Edinburgh Fringe Festival in Scotland in August.

 

Most of our public high school students know little of the Holocaust. In order to make sure that their work is deeply informed and sensitive, their teachers, parents and other community partners have committed to giving the students intensive Holocaust education. In the future, we hope to take the production to more schools.

 

Willi, the son of a Hasidic family from Tarnow who ran away to live the cabaret life in pre-war Berlin, survived the Holocaust because of his excellent knowledge of languages, and his gregarious and principled personality. He escaped the first year of the war on Aryan papers with the help of a compassionate German woman who loved him. But when he saw the immensity of what was happening, Willi returned to his family in Tarnow and took his place among them. He was sent to Plashow (the Schindler camp, though he did not succeed in working for Schindler) and ultimately Auschwitz. Again and again he made decisions for the good of others which should have cost him his life, but miraculously did not. Willi did not lose his humanity in the "Unhumanmaking Machine" (the manuscript's German title). The play includes what happens after the Holocaust as Willi searches for his lost love -- who has kept him alive in Auschwitz by sending him packages through a Polish political prisoner.

 

LIFE FORCE is a true example of how stories come to life in community. Please join us.

 

LIFE FORCE: A Shoah Love Story

 

Stamford High School Auditorium

 November 9, 10, 11, 17 and 18 at 8 pm and Sunday, November 12 at 2pm

 

 

 

 

 

 

Youth Programming

 

 

Check out the photos of our recent car wash and barbecue programs at www.tbe.org!

Kadima is going...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

BOWLING!

 

 

 

Sunday, October 29th

Text Box: 1:00 p.m. 		Meet at Norwalk Rip Van Winkle Lanes
701 Connecticut Ave., Norwalk (see map below)
				Lunch will be served there.

3:00 p.m. 		Pick Up 

And the best part…
IT’S ABSOLUTELY FREE!
For Paid Members ONLY that is.
So please fill out the attached membership form and bring it along with a check of $36 to the event.

KADIMA is the 6th – 8th Grade Youth Group

RSVP by Wednesday, October 25th

By emailing:

edoecohen@gmail.com

 

 

 

 

Synaplex Premier Wekend

For USY

 

Where?

Temple Beth-El

 

What?

 

 

10:00 a.m.  USY Teen Services

No need to wait for the Wailing Wall!

Get out of bed and join us for services led by your friends.  Sing, pray and be merry!

 

   11:20 a.m.       Storahtelling

A radical fusion of storytelling, Torah, contemporary art and traditional ritual theatre.

Not to be missed! 

 

 

 

 

JOKE FOR THE WEEK

Ephraim Kishon

Perhaps Israel’s greatest humorist, who died not long ago, is saluted in this site sent to me by our educator Eran Vaisben, a big fan: http://www.shaister.com/archives/000590.html

Here are some excerpts:

 

Kishon 1924-2005

Ephraim Kishon, one of Israel's greatest writers and satirists died yesterday at age 80. In the course of his career, Kishon was a successful playwright, the author of several novels and a highly popular weekly newspaper column, and the writer-director of a number of classic Israeli films like Salah Shabati, Ta'alat Blaumilch ("The Blaumilch Canal" also known as "The Big Dig"), and HaShoter Azulay ("The Policeman"), which won the Golden Globe for Best Foreign Picture in 1971.

He made his name as an outsider, a bourgeois individualist immigrant during the decades when the main thrust of Israeli society was socialist, communal, and sabra. Through his essays he helped give voice to the perplexities of olim from all over, including and especially the mizrahim whose culture and background were utterly alien to his own.

Kishon came to Israel from Hungary in the early 1950s. He had managed to carve out a decent career for himself under the Stalinist regime there, but after a few years decided it was stifling and escaped to the land of the Jews. Even under communism, Hungary was an organized place where things operated by rules and people operated according to accepted social manners. In Israel, Kishon discovered a place where neither of these things held true.

With his early satirical essays, Kishon became a master at lampooning the foibles of Israeli society: the high taxes and overarching government bureaucracy, the rudeness of the inhabitants, and especially the rampant Israeli tendency to do everything half-assed, a trait he called partatch. In one of his most famous books, Kishon elaborated on the theme of partach by describing the inhabitants of a country called Upper Partatchia, located "on the eastern end of the Mediterranean Basin, in the vicinity of Dizengoff Street." It is a wonderful land with high levels of humidity and taxation, which have combined to form the unique character of the partachi, the natives of this land:

One common characteristic of the average partatchi is his hostility to instructions. If he sees a box labeled "This way up", he turns it upside down. If the box has a big red warning "Fragile!", he tosses it up to the top shelves, puts his fingers in his ears, and steps aside. If the label says "Store in a cool, dry place", he places the thingie on top of the boiler. Nothing will happen, since the boiler doesn't work anyway. He rang up Stokes two months ago, but the plumber never came. So he gave the boiler a new coat of paint.

The purebreed partachi loves fresh paint. If something is dirty, he paints it. If it is rusted, another coat. For repairs that call for welding, he prefers white glue and uses scotch tape instead of bolts. If he does decide to use bolts then only one, two maximum. It will hold.

The partachi eats noisily, walks noisily, talks noisily. Complains about the noise. If his television set squeaks, he calls the technician. The technician tells him to try and raise one side up. He raises the side and the noise stops. He places a matchbox underneath the left side. If the noise starts up again, he replaces the matchbox. Or hits the television. On the side and on top, a couple of smacks with the palm of the hand. In general, if something breaks, the partatchi hits it. If it doesn't work, he waits a couple of days and hits it again.
...
The products in Upper Partatchia generally come with additives. Bread comes with bolts. The milk comes with oil. Pita bread has cockroaches. The canned goods come with watches. The partachi are the People of the Book, so you can always identify a partachi book by the white threads pasted to the spine and by the working-class thumbprints in the margins. If a partachi faucet doesn't leak, that's just because they cut off the water. They also cut off the electricity on a daily basis. The turbines at the power plant were installed backwards. Now they're being painted.
...
The partachi language is filled with its own unique expressions. Yehiyeh beseder ("It will be okay") means disaster. "Trust me" implies that the thing is impossible. "Soon" means two hours from now. "A day or two" means a year. "After the holidays," never. If a partachi wants to refuse something, he says "give me a call."

(YNet has the whole essay up in Hebrew. If I get the chance, I will try to translate it in full for Friday).

Kishon became one of Israel's most recognizable authors overseas, and received the Israel Prize for his work here. In recent years, however, his fame began to wane and he took to spending more and more of his time at his house in Geneva. There he died, apparently of a heart attack.

The partatch that Kishon describes is still with us here. Perhaps things aren't as bad as they used to be in the '50s and '60s. At least I hope they aren't as bad. But he gave Israelis a new way of looking at themselves, and for that he should always be remembered.

 

 

 

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