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Happy Hanukkah!

 

December 15, 2006 – Kislev 25, 5767

 

Rabbi Joshua Hammerman, Temple Beth El, Stamford, Connecticut

 

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A HANUKKAH CELEBRATION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

THIS SUNDAY AT 10:45 am

 

 

Please join TBE for our Annual

        Chanukah Celebration 

Featuring:

 

Creative Chanukiah Contest

Chanukah Candle Lighting

Dreidel Spinning Contest

Junior and Senior Choir Performances

Delicious Jelly Donuts and Latkes

 

December 17th 10:45 am

In the Social Hall

 

(Hebrew School students will already be here – Parents, please plan go straight to the sanctuary at 10:45

Day School students’ Semi- Final Dreidel Contest Spin-offs will take place in the Social Hall at 10:30 AM)

 

 

Guests at the home of Wil Brewer before the TBE Murder Mystery

 

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Contents of the Shabbat O Gram:

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Just the Facts (service schedule)  

The Beth El Bar/Bat Mitzvah Commentary (new)

The (Occasionally) Ranting Rabbi

Mitzvah/Tzedakkah Opportunities

Ask the Rabbi

Spiritual Journey on the Web    

Required Reading and Action Items (links to key articles on Israel and Jewish life)

 Announcements (goings on in and around TBE)

TBE Youth Programming

Joke for the Week

 

 

 

Quote for the Week

 

 

Holiday Distinctions Finally Explained (with a little humor…)

 

(From Koach e-zine)

 

1. Christmas is one day, same day every year: December 25. Jews also love December 25th. It's another paid day off work. We go to movies and out for Chinese food and Israeli dancing. Hanukkah is 8 days. It starts the evening of the 24th of Kislev, whenever that falls. No one is ever sure. Jews never know until a non-Jewish friend asks when Hanukkah starts, forcing us to consult a calendar so we don't look like idiots. We all have the same calendar, provided free with a donation to either the World Jewish Congress, the kosher butcher or the local Sinai Memorial Chapel (especially in Florida) or other Jewish funeral home.

 

2. Christmas is a major holiday. Hanukkah is a minor holiday with the same theme as most Jewish holidays. They tried to kill us, we survived, let's eat.

 

3. Christmas is a time of great gift-giving pressure. People expect special gifts. Jews are relieved of that burden. No one expects a diamond ring on Hanukkah.

 

4. Christmas brings enormous electric bills. Candles are used for Hanukkah. Not only are we spared enormous electric bills, but we get to feel good about not

contributing to the energy crisis.

 

5. Christmas carols are beautiful. Silent Night, Come O Ye Faithful.... Hanukkah songs are about dreidels made from clay or having a party and dancing the horah. Of course, we are secretly pleased that many of the beautiful carols were composed and written by our tribal brethren. And don't Barbara Streisand and Neil Diamond sing them beautifully?

 

6. People have fun baking Christmas cookies. People burn their eyes and cut their hands grating potatoes and onions for latkes on Hanukkah. Another reminder of our suffering through the ages.

 

7. The players in the Christmas story have easy to pronounce names such as Mary, Joseph, and Jesus. The players in the Hanukkah story are Antiochus, Judah Maccabee, and Matta whatever. No one can spell it or pronounce it. On the plus side, we can tell our friends anything and they believe we are wonderfully versed in our history.

 

8. In recent years, Christmas has become more and more commercialized. The same holds true for Hanukkah, even though it is a minor holiday. It makes sense. How could we market a major holiday such as Yom Kippur? Forget about celebrating. Think observing. Come to synagogue, starve yourself for 27 hours, become one with your dehydrated soul, beat your chest, confess your sins, a guaranteed good time for you and your family. Tickets a mere $200 per person.

Better stick with Hanukkah! 

 

 

JUST THE FACTS

 

Friday Evening 

 

Candle lighting: 4:09 pm on Friday, 15 December 2006.  For candle lighting times, Havdalah times, other Jewish calendar information, and to download a Jewish calendar to your PDA, click on http://www.hebcal.com/.  To see the festivals of other faiths as well, go to http://www.interfaithcalendar.org/

Hanukkah

Light Hanukkah candles first, before Shabbat candles

Click here for instructions on how to light Hanukkah candles

Shabbat Evening service: 6:30 PM in the chapel

Tot Shabbat: 6:45in the LOBBY (SPECIAL HANUKKAH SNACK!)

Shabbat Morning: 9:30 AMon Shabbat, we celebrate the Bat Mitzvah of Samantha Wise.  Mazal tov to Samantha and to her parents Lisa and Steve! 

Children’s services: 10:30 AM (jr. congregation service in the chapel, Tot Shabbat morning downstairs. 6th and 7th graders are expected to be in the main sanctuary)

 

 

Our Torah Reading for Shabbat Morning

Parashat Vayeshev
פרשת וישב

Genesis 37:1 - 40:23– The Joseph story begins

1: 39:1-6
2:
39:7-10
3:
39:11-18
4:
39:19-23
5:
40:1-8
6:
40:9-15
7:
40:16-23
maf:
Numbers 7:1-17 (for Hanukkah)

Haftarah: Shabbat Chanukah / Zechariah 2:14-4:7)

If you liked Storahtelling, you’ll LOVE Storahtelling’s new weekly blog about the Torah portion Find it at http://storahtelling.blogspot.com/.  ORT Navigating the Bible; Rashi in English; BibleGateway: Useful for comparing different translations: Note- this is a Christian site.
What’s Bothering Rashi (Bonchek) Each week, one example from the parashah is deconstructed. See a weekly commentary from the UJC Rabbinic Cabinet, at www.ujc.org/mekorchaim.  Read the Masorti commentary at http://www.masorti.org/mason/torah/index.asp.  University of Judaism,  JTS commentary is at:
http://www.jtsa.edu/community/parashah/. USCJ Torah Sparks can be found at: http://www.uscj.org/Torah_Sparks5689.html UAHC Shabbat Table Talk discussions are at http://urj.org/torah/index.cfm Other divrei Torah via the Torahnet home page: http://uahcweb.org/torahnet/. Test your Parasha I.Q.: http://www.ou.org/jewishiq/parsha/default.htm. CLAL’s Torah commentary archive: http://click.topica.com/maaaiRtaaRvQhbV2AtLb/.  World Zionist Organization Education page, including Nehama Liebowitz archives of parsha commentaries: http://www.moreshet.net/web/index.asp?f=1 For a more Kabbalistic/Zionist/Orthodox perspective from Rav Kook, first Chief Rabbi of Israel, go to http://www.geocities.com/m_yericho/ravkook/index.html. For some probing questions and meditations on key verses of the portion, with a liberal kabbalistic bent, go to http://www.jewishealing.com/learning.html or, for Kabbalistic commentaries from the Zohar itself, go to http://www.kabbalah.com/k/index.php/p=zohar/weekly/intro.  Also, try  http://home.utah.edu/~rfs4/jkmfc.htm.  To see the weekly commentary from Hillel, geared to college students and others, go to  http://www.hillel.org/hillel/NewHille.nsf/FCB8259CA861AE57852567D30043BA26/DF7D129F15B3DF0885256AB80058E9C3?OpenDocument. For a Jewish Renewal and feminist approach go to http://rabbishefagold.hypermart.net/Torah1.html .  For a comprehensive Orthodox viewpoint from the Israeli rabbi, Yaakov Fogelman, go to the Torah Outreach Program at http://israelvisit.co.il/top/previous.shtml.  Guided meditations for each portion by Judith Abrams at http://www.maqom.com/kavannah.pdf For online Parsha quizzes from Pardes in Israel, go to  http://www.pardes.org.il/online_learning/parsha_quizzes/ Torah for Kids: http://www.torah4kids.net/  Weekly Lesson of Popular Israeli Rabbi Mordechai Elon: http://www.elon.org/archives/archives.htm - and his parsha sheets: http://www.mibereshit.org/special/download_eng_pdf.htm   From Bar Ilan University: http://www.biu.ac.il/JH/Parasha/eng/; http://www.torahproductions.com/weekly_article.jsp

 

THE ENTIRE HEBREW BIBLE (AS WELL AS OTHER JEWISH SOURCES) CAN BE FOUND WITH SIDE-BY-SIDE TRANSLATION AT http://www.mechon-mamre.org/

100 Blessings: Download information about the grace after meals (see Birkat Ha-mazon explained in Wikipedia and in the Jewish Virtual Library)  The actual prayer can be downloaded at Birkat Hamazon [pdf]

 

Morning Minyan

7:30 Weekdays, 9:30 Sundays

We’ve had Guaranteed Minyan requests for yahrzeits on Sundays, December 17 and 24.  If you can make it, please take a moment to sign up at the Rosner Minyan Maker at www.tbe.org.

 

TO ENSURE A “GUARANTEED MINYAN” FOR THE DAY OF YOUR YAHRZEIT – GO TO THE ROSNER MINYAN MAKER AT WWW.TBE.ORG AND ALSO CONTACT ME AT RABBI@TBE.ORG.

 

We’ve had several people coming lately who are saying kaddish following recent deaths in the family.  We want to make sure we have a minyan each day. Your presence any morning is greatly appreciated!

Please sign up at the Rosner Minyan Maker at www.tbe.org

 

 

The Beth El Bar/Bat Mitzvah Commentary

 

Doug Weisman’s Commentary of December 9: Parshat Va-Yishlach

 

Those who know me know me, know that I love to snowboard more than just about anything else.  I’ve been doing it since I was seven.  The first time I did it I was at Sterling Forest.  I was in a big group of snowboarding beginners.  I stepped on the board and before I knew it, I was going really fast, straight down hill!  Whenever I tried to stop, I fell.  Even so, I was not afraid.  I was going so fast, I guess, that I didn’t have time to think about being afraid.

 

In my portion, Jacob twice had to overcome fear, just like I did.  The dangers he faced, though, were very different from sliding on a snowboard, and he responded in different ways.

 

Before he met Esau, he was terrified that his brother would kill him and his family.  In verse 32:8, the Hebrew says that Jacob was “greatly frightened” and then it adds “and anxious.”  One commentator said that Jacob was frightened that Esau would harm his family, and that he was anxious that he might harm Esau in return.

 

But the key here is that Jacob was able to overcome his fears and come up with a plan.  First, he divided his family into two camps; then he sent gifts to his brother, and then he also prepared for battle, just in case.  It’s OK to be afraid, as long as you can make calm decisions and be able to plan ways to overcome the danger.

 

Overcoming fear is also important when you are dealing with injuries and wipeouts.  Once when I was snowboarding, I was hot-dogging – standing up with one foot in the buckle. Then the snowboard slipped and my ankle twisted.  It was very painful.  But I was back on my snowboard five minutes later. 

 

I’ve had a number of crashes.  Once I hit some ice with my knees and began sliding down the mountain.  I was trying to grab onto the snow.  But instead of panicking, I just tried to think of ways to dig my snowboard into the snow.  It worked, and my dad came a few minutes later.

 

The night before Jacob went to meet up with Esau, he had a strange wrestling match with an unidentified being – a man or an angel.  It lasted until dawn.  It’s interesting that the river he crossed at that time was the Yabok, and his name was Ya’akov – both come from the Hebrew word that means “to struggle.”  Then, during the fight, Jacob was injured and begin to limp.  He still prevailed and was given the new name “Israel,” which means God wrestler.

 

Snowboarding is a risky thing – much like God wrestling.  But sometimes you have to take the leap into the unknown – as long as you are careful not to be too risky.  By doing something like snowboarding  - or fighting an angel – we learn how to overcome our fears.

 

Snowboarding has helped me to do that – I’m not afraid of heights (it’s REALLY high up).  I’m not afraid of falling – we all fall down at times (whether on the slopes, or at school… or in life).  And I’m not afraid of getting hurt.  Just like Jacob, whose hip socket was injured, you have to be able to shake it off.

 

Come to think of it, Jacob would have made a cool extreme athlete.

 

And come to think of it – becoming Bar Mitzvah could be a cool extreme sport.  It’s hard, you need lots of practice and  determination to succeed, and we wear this cool protective crash helmet (point to yarmulke). And most of all, like becoming bar mitzvah, Snowboarding really makes me feel alive. 

 

Saving lives is also the purpose behind my mitzvah project, Pups for Peace.  This organization trains dogs in Israel to detect explosives and fight terrorism.  Talk about bravery…some of these animals could give their own lives to save countless people.  This project will help make the world a safer place for all of us.

 

 

 

 

The

 (occasionally)

Ranting Rabbi

 

 

A Crossroads for Conservative Judaism

 

The landmark responsa on are now available for all to read on the Rabbinical Assembly website. http://www.rabbinicalassembly.org/law/new_teshuvot.html

They are lengthy and quite technical in places, but we will have ample opportunity to discuss them over the coming months.

 

Information about the Law Committee and the Current Papers
A Brief History of the CJLS
"The CJLS and Multiple Opinions" by Rabbi David Fine
"Thoughts on the CJLS Teshuvot on Homosexuality" by Rabbi Perry Rank

 

Teshuvot on Homosexuality:
"Homosexuality Revisited" by Rabbi Joel Roth
"Homosexuality, Human Dignity and Halakhah" by Rabbis Elliot Dorff, Daniel Nevins and Avram Reisner
"A New Context: The Halakhah of Same-Sex Relations" by Rabbis Myron Geller, Robert Fine and David Fine
"Same-Sex Attraction and Halakhah" by Rabbi Leonard Levy
"A Concurring Opinion to Rabbi Leonard Levy's Teshuvah, 'Same-Sex Attraction and Halakhah'" by Rabbi Loel Weiss
"Halakhic and Metahalakhic Arguments Concerning Judaism and Homosexuality" by Rabbi Gordon Tucker

 

The first two Teshuvot are the ones of greatest importance here.  Both passed with a majority of 13 of the 25 Law Committee votes and they reflect opposite positions.

 

Here is my column in this week’s Jewish Week: http://www.thejewishweek.com/top/editletcontent.php3?artid=5577

 

Gay Vote Reflects ‘Passionate Centrism’

Rabbi Joshua Hammerman

 

Conservative Judaism is taking a beating from friends and foes alike for the confusing nature of last Wednesday’s decision by the movement’s Committee on Jewish Law and Standards. As a Conservative rabbi and vocal supporter of gay rights, I’ve fielded the pleas of exasperated congregants begging for just a little bit of clarity. How is it possible, they ask, for the committee to adopt two diametrically opposing positions, both by a majority vote? That result required some people to have voted for in favor of each. It’s the equivalent of voting for Bush and Gore, with or without the butterfly ballot.

What kind of wishy-washy movement is this that flips while it flops?

It is a movement, I contend, that looks like America.

Conservative Judaism revels in creative tension rather than moral clarity. It lives in the real world of tough questions and thrives on the unresolved conflicts that force us to confront paradox and imperfection.

The middle is an uncomfortable but dynamic place to live. While other movements often offer easy responses, Conservatives look for the kind of dialectic that has been central to rabbinic Judaism since Talmudic times, and t